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the real reasons you don't like Master Chief

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-11 18:42

1) he's physically attractive and seems confident. he makes the same girls who always rejected you back in high school squeal

2) he is popular. you have been conditioned to hate all things popular the way the cockroaches that infest your kitchen hate the light. you scurry resentfully from anything popular leaving a stinking, putrid trail behind you, and wait until the light is shut off to scavenge amongst the cultural refuse pile for more "undiscovered" detritus.

3) he radiates confidence. the only kind of protagonist you could possibly relate to would cater to the same nervous, tongue chewing self-loathing you experience every minute of every day. if a hero wants to become popular with your type, the first thing he must do is write jokes about how much he hates himself.

4) Master Chief doesn't even give a shit how you feel about him. he's media savvy and aware of marketing trends. you don't represent an important demographic. you represent a brokedick, face in the mud demographic.

i don't even think Master Chief is that heroic. he's just good as background noise. watching one of his games is slightly better than doing nothign at all for 20 or 30 minutes, worth a few more laughs than just watching people pass by and laughing about the way they're dressed. people who sincerely, honestly hate Master Chief though demonstrate that they are hopelessly broken, pointlessly bitter losers.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 12:04

How come he never shows his face?  He could be hideously scarred, deformed, or even black.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 6:24

I don't hate him, he's just utterly unexciting as a character. He's just a faceless, dull, tough-talking robot man.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 15:47

when you take off the mask, chances are its going to be dave lucas.
thats all i can see in him.
fuck if i know if that was who did his voice, but im fucking positive the actor tried to emulate his voice.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-14 11:00

He's a cyborg/power suited hero who could have been used for something better than Halo.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 17:27

In before halo is a pretty pretty cool guy

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-15 17:28

wordfilter pretty?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 18:41

halo is a pretty cool guy. eh fights the bad guys and doesn't afraid of anything.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-16 19:08

>>8
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