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Assassins Creed

Name: CJ 2007-11-24 2:41

I don't want any spoilers (though I'll probably get some on here) but does AC really end when your done with the chain of memories or do you start playing as Desmond or something?

I read a review that said you could plow through it in 20 hours. Well I had about 7 or 8 hours in and i was on the second to last memory when I went on vacation.

Thanks

Name: anonymous 2007-11-24 8:53

Turns out your in a computer simulation.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-24 9:29

you wake up and find out it's all just a dream.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-24 22:06

you were given a blue pill and you believe whatever you want to believe.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-25 2:35

hey guys check out my YT account plz. k thanx

http://youtube.com/profile?user=thereturnofGE320

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-25 14:50

your about to step off the animus when lucy comes up and sticks her bitchdick in your mouth and its game over.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-25 19:31

The final memory is the end of the game.  You get to wander around afterwards and use the animus for replay.  Hack some computers as well, but that's it.  It's a big letdown actually.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-25 19:35

Wait through the credits, look at everything, put the pieces together and the plot to the next game starts to peek through.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-25 20:32

Assassins Creed is one of the shitiest games i ever played, i cant stress enought about the repition and how generic it is, the only reason people like it is because it is so damn interactive but with the enviroment,(o look i can climb a fucking wall and jump into a hey bail woopdy fukin doo)they dont know shit about gaming or game design and if they were brought into the world of 4chan they would be knocked on their asses and prolly be like ummm....lol what i dunno...assassins creed as far as a game goes sucks big hairy ballz the interaction is the only key part, w00t u can stealth and u have knives coming out ur ass good 4 u, now im not dissin u if u like it im hatin the game more pwr to u if u wanna waste ur life playing it!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-25 22:32

Aww guys hes spotting.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-26 0:24

>>9
lol u tk him 2da bar|?

Name: silus 2007-11-28 1:38

>>3 you are a fuckface
>>4 lulz
>>7 it was but i truly think that it has a movie worthy plot.
>>9 you are full of fail. its a great game the first play through.  it does not have a lot of replay but when you get into a battle you are fucking involved, you are not just lobbing grenades and pulling out the m60 with the fmj/ap/depleted uranium bullets. you actually have to use strategy. and as you abilities rise you start combat more sophisticated AI.
i don't think i am going to take a review seriously if the writer cannot spell "hey"

START
The game starts out with Altair pushing his way around a crowd. everything is blurry and there are voices in the background talking about synchronization. You are ejected from this machine you come to know as the ANIMUS. 

BASIC BC STORY
you are an assassin named Altair (alt-eye-ear) pronounced oddly.
you are given the task to get an object named the PIECE OF EDEN (its power allows the holder to control the minds of the masses and create illusions) from the Christian Templars. when you fail you are stripped of your rank and given the mission of finding and assassinating 9 templar associates. with each one you assassination you find out that the templars mean well but the way they go about their business is wrong. turns out the assassins guild master uses the PIECE OF EDEN to control the minds of his people so he can end the war and create the perfect society. This is the same as the templars wished to do. but the guild master Al Mualim (all  Moo-all-ym) was power hungry. it also turns out that he was in cahoots with the templars to find this PIECE OF EDEN and had you kill them off so  he could keep it to himself. 

BASIC AD STORY
you are a man named Desmond. After you were kidnapped you are brought to a building and forced into the animus or threatened with death. Now the in this game every human being not only hold their own memories but the memories of their ancestors. the animus seeks out these memories and shows them as if it was a movie. the company responsible is looking for the PIECE OF EDEN actually the many PIECES OF EDEN to put into orbit in satellites and control the world and RE-EDUCATE the masses. meaning no war, no hate, nothing that could cause problems. the PIECE OF EDEN is very powerful and at one point at Denver International Airport it somehow starts making people kill each other and themselves. 
the two doctors working on Desmond are named Vidik and Lucy
vidik follows the orders and Lucy turns out to be a descendant of the assassins order. so she is there to save Desmond. Desmond is a descendant of the Templars. at one point in the game the  new generation of templars attempts to free Desmond but there are gunned down by the company's soldiers.
and the company gets what they want and lucy tells them not to kill you. and then you get this ability called eagle vision and you get to see all the phenomena written in blood all over the walls. this includes eye of Ra, crop circles, 2012 apocalypse  type numbers. and other shit. sorry 4chan was not included and that was blasphemy on their part.

Okay that is the basic game plot. Who thinks that this would make and excellent film?
if you still don't think so then i URGE you to rent the game. it will make you really think.     

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-28 4:29

generic games are not fail. 
they are normal.
and this one has pretty vistas.

also a hot coffee would be good for desmond.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-28 5:25

>>12
http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=l2ZXcVsqNGQ&feature=related
haha your talking me you shitfaced cockmaster how fucking smart are u to have the courage to diss me over the internet acting all tough and shit man give me ur address i will cut ur ass up. HEres mine edmonds, washington 202 9th Ave. S. 98020 IF you want to do some real shit then shut me up but if not fuck my balls

Name: silus 2007-11-28 15:14

cool an address but no fucking location. no state or city. you epic fail. 

Name: rick loller 2007-11-29 1:03

wow, i liked your posts, silus, until i realized you cant read a fucking adress! lulz

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-30 20:39

you wake up and realized that you have been fucked in the pooper for 20 years of your "assassins" life. Amazing interactive game play by far!

Name: testing 2007-11-30 23:15

Splinter Cell rocks

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-30 23:27

yeah sam fisher rocks

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-02 8:04

Sam fisher is a furfag.

Name: silus 2007-12-03 0:26

>>16 that was a bad mistake.

Name: silus 2007-12-03 0:32

okay now what i am wondering is the translations on the walls.
i have most of them

Chinese and Hebrew say: "They drained my soul and made it theirs. I drained my body to show you where I saw it." and   "Artifacts sent to the skies to control all nation, to make us obey a hidden crusade. Do not help them."    

the strange oblique shape is supposed to be 2 galaxies colliding. and the apple is supposed to have something to do with the Golden apple and there are a lot of bible and Egyptian references that have to do with alpha & omega and the pyramids that are in correct order. anyone got anything else that they can help me with?  

Name: silus 2007-12-03 0:32

okay now what i am wondering is the translations on the walls.
i have most of them

Chinese and Hebrew say: "They drained my soul and made it theirs. I drained my body to show you where I saw it." and   "Artifacts sent to the skies to control all nation, to make us obey a hidden crusade. Do not help them."    

the strange oblique shape is supposed to be 2 galaxies colliding. and the apple is supposed to have something to do with the Golden apple and there are a lot of bible and Egyptian references that have to do with alpha & omega and the pyramids that are in correct order. anyone got anything else that they can help me with?  

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 17:45

FUCKING FAGBOX 360!!!! wish they would make this for comp. or wii and ps3

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 17:55

>>24
 no little one. they made it for the 360 because it owns.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-04 17:59

Isn't Ass Is Red already on the PS3?

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