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Gamestop fun.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-06 0:07

Want to stir up some shit at Gamestop? Do the following:

 - Go into the store in person.
 - Attempt to start a conversation with any GA.
 - Ask to reserve something, and have them look it up.
 - Ask for Battletoads.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-06 0:22

Battletoads?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-06 0:28

They hate it. I heard them complaining at the store I go to about getting 128 calls about reserving Battletoads in one day from 4chan members. I'm not a regular here, I just came on to suggest something that would really mess with them.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-06 17:13

Fail.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-06 19:10

Being a /v/irgin and GS employee I'd lol.

I don't give a shit about stats.

And I'm a manager.

Whoops.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 15:11

lol guise apparently some guy got fired for thinking a normal customer was a prank caller and he cursed at him

Name: Dave 2007-11-14 17:36

One of my friends is a manager.  He was closing last night.  His car's in the shop so he had to take the bus home after work.  Because of your prank calls, he ended up missing 3 busses, and didn't get home until 1AM.  He wife was 4 months pregnant.  The coronrer said she slipped and fell in the bathroom after getting out of the shower.  Estimated time of death was about 11:30PM.  Had he gotten out on time, he would've been home by 10PM and very well could have saved her life.

So tell me, 4chan.  How does it feel knowing you killed someone?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 17:51

hahahaha oh wow. Dead baby jokes, anyone?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 17:59

>>7

I would have fucked her before calling the police.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 20:42

>>9
Yeah, they really lock you out after the bodybag process.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-14 21:18

how do you stop a dead baby from choking?
take your cock out of its mouth.

what do u get when u stab a baby 17 times?
17 more places to fuck it.

Name: biohazard 2007-11-15 2:08

lololol

its not ABOUT battletoads.
its ABOUT hundreds of prank calls in a short period of time.

im going in person to one after organising a massive strike against them, and acting sweet and innocent. "looking for a birthday present for my boyfriend".

itll be sweet

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-15 22:51

I am the GameStop employee that many of you have talked to in Dedham.  The only complaint is that so many of you had stupid ideas.  Some were quite funny, such as Marc from the South, and the 23 year old cop that had a man’s voice.
Me and the GameStop Slut, which I am sure that many of you talked to, had a lot of fun.  It isn't often that you can swear at customers, or say "hold on please, I'm jerking off and I'm about to cum."
Kudos on the idea, but think up something better next time please.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 0:41

Yeah, I work at a GameStop as well.  I definately laugh at the calls I receive about it because they are pretty inventive.  The insults not so much, but overall the calls don't bother me

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 1:12

People at GameStop are FUCKING NOOBS!

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-16 2:31

battletoads

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-18 3:37

I'm going to release information, being to original topic poster:
I'm an employee for Gamestop, and we got a record 800+ calls from 2:15 - 9:00 pm Central time. We wanted to see if anyone was ballsy enough to actually come in, so I wanted to see if someone would actually do it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-18 18:57

how come this is on google?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-18 20:10

wow people on the text boards are ....retarded.

Name: anonymous 2007-11-18 23:06

rofl i am a gs employee the call were hilarious.

Name: anonymous 2007-11-18 23:08

rofl i am a gs employee the call were hilarious.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-19 5:44

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-19 7:01

its not ABOUT battletoads.
its ABOUT hundreds of prank calls in a short period of time.
This man has been browsing 4chan for several weeks, and considers himself Anonymous.

Also, you are MONTHS FUCKING LATE. This raid was carried out BY ANOTHER *CHAN fucking MONTHS AGO. Jesus fucking Christ, just stop failing for five minutes, 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-19 12:31

i went in person and asked yesterday
the dude toke 3 hrs shreaching around for it
it was funny

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-19 19:05

BattleToads/Double Dragons  FTMFW

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-20 5:02

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fv0BJ0IYGmQ

I guess a manager couldn't take it anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-20 16:10

Dont you people have anything better to do with your time?

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-20 16:16

Don't hate the corporate giant just because you live in your mothers basements and make minimum wage flipping burgers and have to mooch off of your parents. Get a life. Don't hate.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-22 0:57

You all are retared? Did your parents not teach you manors? I blam it all on bad parenting. 

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-22 3:38

Has anyone actually *entered* a store and tried this?
They might have passed a new law quietly that lets them shoot anyone that says "Battletoads" without repercussions.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-22 17:09

GameStop #318
Dimond Center
800 East Dimond Blvd
(907)522-1254

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-22 21:12

everyone who says don't battletoad gamestop is sucking the dick of big buisness for the rest of their lives...have fun with that you damn dirty conformists

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 0:02

did anyone do the gamestop raid in san antonio?

Name: Brandon 2007-11-23 9:54

ROFL, i tried that at my game stop here in town, pissed em off lol, i got kicked out of there though >.< oh well, was worth it =D

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 21:02

>>34
You win the internets.

Name: needhelp 2007-11-24 5:49

GameStop #318
Dimond Center
800 East Dimond Blvd
(907)522-1254 ???
//time and place pleas - btw what country - ( to all you feds no i aint gonna participate im only curious ) b3 mo specific pleaz ill get back to you
AUSFAGS YOU GONNA HALP ME? PICK A STOW PLEAS//

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-24 19:22

>>7

Fail copypasta is fail. GTFO.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-24 19:36

Gamestop fucking sucks

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-24 20:10

so did anyone do the raid in LA yesterday? i called a few gamestops there and most seemed annoyed and some were sarcastic. but i was wondering if anyone knows how it went.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-26 23:47

*sigh* Do you people not get it, it's not funny.

In my town gamestops are getting robbed and shit, and you all are calling in. If they're too distracted with your dumb ass calls, then you know, getting shot is very easy when you're not able to pay attention to the store.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-27 2:06

>>40
yeh, the people ITT ought to b& because they're underage. only retards are smart enough to pull shit like this

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-28 8:23

lame

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-29 17:33

i'm an employee and the guys at our gamestop are about to start getting the police involved. we 24 phone calls between the hours of 11 and 2 pm that were all our phone linked to another and calling back and forth.

Name: anonyMouse 2007-11-30 1:09

call 916-373-2200
always inquire about battletoads.
do not stop until you reach 200call get.
do it as massive as you can, as fast as you can, and as raeping as you can, ops number only, no other number, if you dont do 200 BT calls within 4 hours, you need to stop fucking lurking.


fuck the police, we /b/rothers have gotten away from the fbi v& b4

Name: anonyMouse 2007-11-30 1:11

call 916-373-2200
always inquire about battletoads.
do not stop until you reach 200call get.
do it as massive as you can, as fast as you can, and as raeping as you can, ops number only, no other number, if you dont do 200 BT calls within 4 hours, you need to stop fucking lurking.


fuck the police, we /b/rothers have gotten away from the fbi v& b4

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-30 21:18

hey who has voipbuster...its free calls add my name its SgtPownage00

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-01 22:49

>>7
is it too late for a trade-in?

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-02 20:33

lol

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-03 12:03

"Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise. Bread of deceit is sweet to a man; but afterwards his mouth shall be filled with gravel." - Proverb 20:1,17

Some people are so in love with alcoholic and intoxicating beverages that they refuse to see that the word "wine" can refer to anything else than what gets them drunk. There are many who justify the consumption of alcoholic beverages by falsely saying that Jesus drank it. They point to Jesus turning water into "wine" at Cana, the good Samaritan using "wine" in the parable, the Pharisee's accusation towards Jesus of being a "winebibber", and the "fruit of the vine" at the Last Supper.

The word "wine" in olden times was used indiscriminately to mean either fresh grape juice or fermented (alcoholic) grape juice. The context in which the word is used tells the reader which meaning is appropriate. If it speaks negatively about it, it is referring to alcoholic wine. If it speaks positively about it, it is referring to unfermented grape juice. Don't believe me about the word wine? Look in any English dictionary over 200 years old and you'll see the word wine used to mean any grape juice.

In the Old Testament there are two Hebrew words that are commonly translated as "wine": yayin (יין) which is alcoholic wine and tirosh (תירוש) which is fresh unfermented grape juice. The Greek words in the New Testament that are most commonly translated as "wine" are oinos (οίνος) and gleukos (γλευκος) which can refer to either alcoholic wine (yayin) or unfermented grape juice (tirosh). There are other words for different types of grape juice that are all translated as "wine" in the Bible.

Many have said grape juice was fermented to preserve it. There were many methods in Biblical times besides fermentation to preserve grape juice and even when it was fermented the alcohol content was much less than the wines of today. The high alcohol content in today's wines comes from added sugar and yeast. Also, fermentation isn't as natural as some would like to think, the indispensable conditions for vinous fermentation are exact proportions of sugar, yeast or gluten and water with air temperature between 50 and 75 degrees.

Also, I'm sick of hearing that "(alcoholic) wine consumption is a part of Christian and Jewish tradition and was done on a regular basis". Back then unless you lived by a vineyard, only the rich could afford "wine", and even then that "wine" could have been non-alcoholic.

Name: 916-373-2200 2007-12-06 21:30

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise. Bread of deceit is sweet to a man; but afterwards his mouth shall be filled with gravel." - Proverb 20:1,17

Some people are so in love with alcoholic and intoxicating beverages that they refuse to see that the word "wine" can refer to anything else than what gets them drunk. There are many who justify the consumption of alcoholic beverages by falsely saying that Jesus drank it. They point to Jesus turning water into "wine" at Cana, the good Samaritan using "wine" in the parable, the Pharisee's accusation towards Jesus of being a "winebibber", and the "fruit of the vine" at the Last Supper.

The word "wine" in olden times was used indiscriminately to mean either fresh grape juice or fermented (alcoholic) grape juice. The context in which the word is used tells the reader which meaning is appropriate. If it speaks negatively about it, it is referring to alcoholic wine. If it speaks positively about it, it is referring to unfermented grape juice. Don't believe me about the word wine? Look in any English dictionary over 200 years old and you'll see the word wine used to mean any grape juice.

In the Old Testament there are two Hebrew words that are commonly translated as "wine": yayin (יין) which is alcoholic wine and tirosh (תירוש) which is fresh unfermented grape juice. The Greek words in the New Testament that are most commonly translated as "wine" are oinos (οίνος) and gleukos (γλευκος) which can refer to either alcoholic wine (yayin) or unfermented grape juice (tirosh). There are other words for different types of grape juice that are all translated as "wine" in the Bible.

Many have said grape juice was fermented to preserve it. There were many methods in Biblical times besides fermentation to preserve grape juice and even when it was fermented the alcohol content was much less than the wines of today. The high alcohol content in today's wines comes from added sugar and yeast. Also, fermentation isn't as natural as some would like to think, the indispensable conditions for vinous fermentation are exact proportions of sugar, yeast or gluten and water with air temperature between 50 and 75 degrees.

Also, I'm sick of hearing that "(alcoholic) wine consumption is a part of Christian and Jewish tradition and was done on a regular basis". Back then unless you lived by a vineyard, only the rich could afford "wine", and even then that "wine" could have been non-alcoholic.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-06 23:46

>>40
I laugh at the fact that people come on to 4chan just to make up lies trying to stop everything.

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Name: Anonymous 2007-12-07 12:57

fucking underage b& faggots

Name: Wine 2007-12-09 16:24

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise. Bread of deceit is sweet to a man; but afterwards his mouth shall be filled with gravel." - Proverb 20:1,17

Some people are so in love with alcoholic and intoxicating beverages that they refuse to see that the word "wine" can refer to anything else than what gets them drunk. There are many who justify the consumption of alcoholic beverages by falsely saying that Jesus drank it. They point to Jesus turning water into "wine" at Cana, the good Samaritan using "wine" in the parable, the Pharisee's accusation towards Jesus of being a "winebibber", and the "fruit of the vine" at the Last Supper.

The word "wine" in olden times was used indiscriminately to mean either fresh grape juice or fermented (alcoholic) grape juice. The context in which the word is used tells the reader which meaning is appropriate. If it speaks negatively about it, it is referring to alcoholic wine. If it speaks positively about it, it is referring to unfermented grape juice. Don't believe me about the word wine? Look in any English dictionary over 200 years old and you'll see the word wine used to mean any grape juice.

In the Old Testament there are two Hebrew words that are commonly translated as "wine": yayin (יין) which is alcoholic wine and tirosh (תירוש) which is fresh unfermented grape juice. The Greek words in the New Testament that are most commonly translated as "wine" are oinos (οίνος) and gleukos (γλευκος) which can refer to either alcoholic wine (yayin) or unfermented grape juice (tirosh). There are other words for different types of grape juice that are all translated as "wine" in the Bible.

Many have said grape juice was fermented to preserve it. There were many methods in Biblical times besides fermentation to preserve grape juice and even when it was fermented the alcohol content was much less than the wines of today. The high alcohol content in today's wines comes from added sugar and yeast. Also, fermentation isn't as natural as some would like to think, the indispensable conditions for vinous fermentation are exact proportions of sugar, yeast or gluten and water with air temperature between 50 and 75 degrees.

Also, I'm sick of hearing that "(alcoholic) wine consumption is a part of Christian and Jewish tradition and was done on a regular basis". Back then unless you lived by a vineyard, only the rich could afford "wine", and even then that "wine" could have been non-alcoholic.

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-09 17:19

Name: Anonymous 2007-12-10 4:29

>>40
Bawww

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-19 14:15

4chan Sucks. lul\br  \br/   <green!>\\\\|!|!!

Name: Battletoad 2008-04-02 9:17

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Name: Battletoad 2008-04-02 9:18

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Name: Ace 2008-04-02 22:06

1st off Fuck all 4chan members...!
Next up, Fuck Gamestop!

Last point of business,

Fuck Jeff and Corey!

Here are some numbers to prank call for some real fun...

Just ask Corey's mom!

412-848-0467
631-418-7215

All emails are appreciated about who comes up with the best prank call to them fagots!

Name: Bobby 2008-04-16 11:05

I work at a Gamestop in southern California and I think that the calls are funny. The first time I got a call on it I was excited thinking "Wait, they are bringing back Battletoads?!" But then heard about all these calls....it made me sad :(

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-16 14:45


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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-17 17:34

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-18 16:14

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 15:55

I like Gamestop...

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 15:55

I like my Gamestop; the manager seems cool

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-19 21:43

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 22:18

i'm a manager at a gamestop and i totally dont mind prank phonecalls, they're fun to play along with. but its fun to be a dick on both ends (that sounds awful) whenever kids come into my store and personally ask for battletods, i've banned them for life. if they even walk near my store i have security escort them out of the mall. talk about an awesome prank.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 12:37

>>70
Yeah, cutting yourself from potential customers sure is an awesome prank.

Name: urmominbed 2008-04-27 18:37

Battle toads are ownage

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-29 15:00

>>7

feels good man

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-08 7:44

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise. Bread of deceit is sweet to a man; but afterwards his mouth shall be filled with gravel." - Proverb 20:1,17

Some people are so in love with alcoholic and intoxicating beverages that they refuse to see that the word "wine" can refer to anything else than what gets them drunk. There are many who justify the consumption of alcoholic beverages by falsely saying that Jesus drank it. They point to Jesus turning water into "wine" at Cana, the good Samaritan using "wine" in the parable, the Pharisee's accusation towards Jesus of being a "winebibber", and the "fruit of the vine" at the Last Supper.

The word "wine" in olden times was used indiscriminately to mean either fresh grape juice or fermented (alcoholic) grape juice. The context in which the word is used tells the reader which meaning is appropriate. If it speaks negatively about it, it is referring to alcoholic wine. If it speaks positively about it, it is referring to unfermented grape juice. Don't believe me about the word wine? Look in any English dictionary over 200 years old and you'll see the word wine used to mean any grape juice.

In the Old Testament there are two Hebrew words that are commonly translated as "wine": yayin (יין) which is alcoholic wine and tirosh (תירוש) which is fresh unfermented grape juice. The Greek words in the New Testament that are most commonly translated as "wine" are oinos (οίνος) and gleukos (γλευκος) which can refer to either alcoholic wine (yayin) or unfermented grape juice (tirosh). There are other words for different types of grape juice that are all translated as "wine" in the Bible.

Many have said grape juice was fermented to preserve it. There were many methods in Biblical times besides fermentation to preserve grape juice and even when it was fermented the alcohol content was much less than the wines of today. The high alcohol content in today's wines comes from added sugar and yeast. Also, fermentation isn't as natural as some would like to think, the indispensable conditions for vinous fermentation are exact proportions of sugar, yeast or gluten and water with air temperature between 50 and 75 degrees.

Also, I'm sick of hearing that "(alcoholic) wine consumption is a part of Christian and Jewish tradition and was done on a regular basis". Back then unless you lived by a vineyard, only the rich could afford "wine", and even then that "wine" could have been non-alcoholic.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-08 7:45

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise. Bread of deceit is sweet to a man; but afterwards his mouth shall be filled with gravel." - Proverb 20:1,17

Some people are so in love with alcoholic and intoxicating beverages that they refuse to see that the word "wine" can refer to anything else than what gets them drunk. There are many who justify the consumption of alcoholic beverages by falsely saying that Jesus drank it. They point to Jesus turning water into "wine" at Cana, the good Samaritan using "wine" in the parable, the Pharisee's accusation towards Jesus of being a "winebibber", and the "fruit of the vine" at the Last Supper.

The word "wine" in olden times was used indiscriminately to mean either fresh grape juice or fermented (alcoholic) grape juice. The context in which the word is used tells the reader which meaning is appropriate. If it speaks negatively about it, it is referring to alcoholic wine. If it speaks positively about it, it is referring to unfermented grape juice. Don't believe me about the word wine? Look in any English dictionary over 200 years old and you'll see the word wine used to mean any grape juice.

In the Old Testament there are two Hebrew words that are commonly translated as "wine": yayin (יין) which is alcoholic wine and tirosh (תירוש) which is fresh unfermented grape juice. The Greek words in the New Testament that are most commonly translated as "wine" are oinos (οίνος) and gleukos (γλευκος) which can refer to either alcoholic wine (yayin) or unfermented grape juice (tirosh). There are other words for different types of grape juice that are all translated as "wine" in the Bible.

Many have said grape juice was fermented to preserve it. There were many methods in Biblical times besides fermentation to preserve grape juice and even when it was fermented the alcohol content was much less than the wines of today. The high alcohol content in today's wines comes from added sugar and yeast. Also, fermentation isn't as natural as some would like to think, the indispensable conditions for vinous fermentation are exact proportions of sugar, yeast or gluten and water with air temperature between 50 and 75 degrees.

Also, I'm sick of hearing that "(alcoholic) wine consumption is a part of Christian and Jewish tradition and was done on a regular basis". Back then unless you lived by a vineyard, only the rich could afford "wine", and even then that "wine" could have been non-alcoholic.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-08 7:45

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise. Bread of deceit is sweet to a man; but afterwards his mouth shall be filled with gravel." - Proverb 20:1,17

Some people are so in love with alcoholic and intoxicating beverages that they refuse to see that the word "wine" can refer to anything else than what gets them drunk. There are many who justify the consumption of alcoholic beverages by falsely saying that Jesus drank it. They point to Jesus turning water into "wine" at Cana, the good Samaritan using "wine" in the parable, the Pharisee's accusation towards Jesus of being a "winebibber", and the "fruit of the vine" at the Last Supper.

The word "wine" in olden times was used indiscriminately to mean either fresh grape juice or fermented (alcoholic) grape juice. The context in which the word is used tells the reader which meaning is appropriate. If it speaks negatively about it, it is referring to alcoholic wine. If it speaks positively about it, it is referring to unfermented grape juice. Don't believe me about the word wine? Look in any English dictionary over 200 years old and you'll see the word wine used to mean any grape juice.

In the Old Testament there are two Hebrew words that are commonly translated as "wine": yayin (יין) which is alcoholic wine and tirosh (תירוש) which is fresh unfermented grape juice. The Greek words in the New Testament that are most commonly translated as "wine" are oinos (οίνος) and gleukos (γλευκος) which can refer to either alcoholic wine (yayin) or unfermented grape juice (tirosh). There are other words for different types of grape juice that are all translated as "wine" in the Bible.

Many have said grape juice was fermented to preserve it. There were many methods in Biblical times besides fermentation to preserve grape juice and even when it was fermented the alcohol content was much less than the wines of today. The high alcohol content in today's wines comes from added sugar and yeast. Also, fermentation isn't as natural as some would like to think, the indispensable conditions for vinous fermentation are exact proportions of sugar, yeast or gluten and water with air temperature between 50 and 75 degrees.

Also, I'm sick of hearing that "(alcoholic) wine consumption is a part of Christian and Jewish tradition and was done on a regular basis". Back then unless you lived by a vineyard, only the rich could afford "wine", and even then that "wine" could have been non-alcoholic.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-08 7:45

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise. Bread of deceit is sweet to a man; but afterwards his mouth shall be filled with gravel." - Proverb 20:1,17

Some people are so in love with alcoholic and intoxicating beverages that they refuse to see that the word "wine" can refer to anything else than what gets them drunk. There are many who justify the consumption of alcoholic beverages by falsely saying that Jesus drank it. They point to Jesus turning water into "wine" at Cana, the good Samaritan using "wine" in the parable, the Pharisee's accusation towards Jesus of being a "winebibber", and the "fruit of the vine" at the Last Supper.

The word "wine" in olden times was used indiscriminately to mean either fresh grape juice or fermented (alcoholic) grape juice. The context in which the word is used tells the reader which meaning is appropriate. If it speaks negatively about it, it is referring to alcoholic wine. If it speaks positively about it, it is referring to unfermented grape juice. Don't believe me about the word wine? Look in any English dictionary over 200 years old and you'll see the word wine used to mean any grape juice.

In the Old Testament there are two Hebrew words that are commonly translated as "wine": yayin (יין) which is alcoholic wine and tirosh (תירוש) which is fresh unfermented grape juice. The Greek words in the New Testament that are most commonly translated as "wine" are oinos (οίνος) and gleukos (γλευκος) which can refer to either alcoholic wine (yayin) or unfermented grape juice (tirosh). There are other words for different types of grape juice that are all translated as "wine" in the Bible.

Many have said grape juice was fermented to preserve it. There were many methods in Biblical times besides fermentation to preserve grape juice and even when it was fermented the alcohol content was much less than the wines of today. The high alcohol content in today's wines comes from added sugar and yeast. Also, fermentation isn't as natural as some would like to think, the indispensable conditions for vinous fermentation are exact proportions of sugar, yeast or gluten and water with air temperature between 50 and 75 degrees.

Also, I'm sick of hearing that "(alcoholic) wine consumption is a part of Christian and Jewish tradition and was done on a regular basis". Back then unless you lived by a vineyard, only the rich could afford "wine", and even then that "wine" could have been non-alcoholic.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-08 7:45

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise. Bread of deceit is sweet to a man; but afterwards his mouth shall be filled with gravel." - Proverb 20:1,17

Some people are so in love with alcoholic and intoxicating beverages that they refuse to see that the word "wine" can refer to anything else than what gets them drunk. There are many who justify the consumption of alcoholic beverages by falsely saying that Jesus drank it. They point to Jesus turning water into "wine" at Cana, the good Samaritan using "wine" in the parable, the Pharisee's accusation towards Jesus of being a "winebibber", and the "fruit of the vine" at the Last Supper.

The word "wine" in olden times was used indiscriminately to mean either fresh grape juice or fermented (alcoholic) grape juice. The context in which the word is used tells the reader which meaning is appropriate. If it speaks negatively about it, it is referring to alcoholic wine. If it speaks positively about it, it is referring to unfermented grape juice. Don't believe me about the word wine? Look in any English dictionary over 200 years old and you'll see the word wine used to mean any grape juice.

In the Old Testament there are two Hebrew words that are commonly translated as "wine": yayin (יין) which is alcoholic wine and tirosh (תירוש) which is fresh unfermented grape juice. The Greek words in the New Testament that are most commonly translated as "wine" are oinos (οίνος) and gleukos (γλευκος) which can refer to either alcoholic wine (yayin) or unfermented grape juice (tirosh). There are other words for different types of grape juice that are all translated as "wine" in the Bible.

Many have said grape juice was fermented to preserve it. There were many methods in Biblical times besides fermentation to preserve grape juice and even when it was fermented the alcohol content was much less than the wines of today. The high alcohol content in today's wines comes from added sugar and yeast. Also, fermentation isn't as natural as some would like to think, the indispensable conditions for vinous fermentation are exact proportions of sugar, yeast or gluten and water with air temperature between 50 and 75 degrees.

Also, I'm sick of hearing that "(alcoholic) wine consumption is a part of Christian and Jewish tradition and was done on a regular basis". Back then unless you lived by a vineyard, only the rich could afford "wine", and even then that "wine" could have been non-alcoholic.

Name: kratos 2008-05-09 11:20

good  post, but  u  repeated 3 times the same thread, :)

Name: Enterim 2008-05-09 19:06

Heh, four of my friends went in person and asked for the Special Edition release of SSBB with hidden character Combat Amphibians, er, Battletoads. After being kicked out, one called on his cellphone right in front of the store and were escorted from the premises by a security guard.

Name: Anonymous 2008-09-08 2:01

pretty good

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-03 21:32

I got like 17 calls from you guys today. Seriously good shit, but the fuckers that put on a fake accent and drirectly ask for it are retarded. Seriously. Come up with some orginal shit or dont fucking calls. Your an insult to this who thing.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-26 4:26

no one can do it right in slc. i wanna get actually pranked not some 5 year old bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-20 4:37

3605902632

Name: someone 2009-08-30 11:06

NONE OF THIS SHIT WORKS GOD DAMNIT

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-30 16:39

Call and ask for games that got cancelled or won't ever be released, like iDOLM@STER or Ikkitousen.

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-18 13:30

>>40
stfu pl0x
kaythxbai

Name: Anonymous 2009-10-18 14:52

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-16 21:10

(248) 872-8161

Name: Anonymous 2010-03-17 20:15

you are gay

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 22:55

i work at a gamestop. ive had people come in asking and people calling non-stop asking about it all day. one of my ga's acctually bought battletoads so we cause just say yes to people lol we made a case for it and everything

Name: yo mamma 2010-08-16 0:15

i went to a gamestop today and asked for battletoads.  at first the manager played along to it cuz he knew the joke but got mad when i tried to preorder it and kicked us out.  then he blocked my number when i tried to call and ask for it haha.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-02 0:17

call the quail springs mall 2501 west memorial road in oklahoma city if u want some lulz

Name: Prank Calling WOOT 2010-11-01 20:34

This is so fun to do.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-02 20:29

LOL they keep prank calling my friend back, cause they found out his number

Name: Judo 2010-11-03 0:28

>>96
can you please record your prank call sessions and upload them somewhere were we can hear them?

Name: Maki 2010-11-03 0:33

>>11
I FUCKING love you man! Your post gave me a huge boner.

Name: xTaz81x 2010-11-03 22:42

If you prank call they threaten to call the police lol

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-23 19:08

the guy got my number texted me and told me hes going to call the cops for harrasment i said what kind he said sexual i said how so he said because you looked at child porn hahaha...ahh...4 chan

Name: Jewydey 2010-11-24 15:00

look at this awesome video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTfzv9zvLwQ

Name: WhatsUpWithAnonymous? 2010-11-28 12:29

You guys do know that there IS a game called Battletoads, right??? Duh!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battletoads

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 16:09

I love that our store actually used to have the old Battletoads in stock. You fucks would call and ask if we had it and we got to tell you, "Yes. Yes sir, we do."

Name: GEARS 2010-11-28 18:28

Name: GEARS 2010-11-28 18:30

yo lets all call same store and do it who has battle toads code?

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-30 23:23

So anyways about the Battletoads prank i was thinking about it and looked it up so i find some other funny shit instead of battletoads you should type up Eduardo the Samurai Toaster, it was a cancelled Wii game and i think it would be better to ask for that instead of battletoads also when you call say "Yea you know eduardo the samurai toasters catch phrase is It is deadly but it serves a good nutritious breakfast".

Name: MagneticLemons 2011-08-07 1:05

Seriously guys, it was funny five years ago, but it's just getting old now.
4chan, when will you stop failing?!
I don't think it's funny when employees are stressing over this thing and some are getting fired.I feel sorry for the infamous James.
Please, think up something NEW once in a while!!!

Name: FuckBattletoads!! 2011-08-07 9:55

GET EVERY HALO COLLECTOR EDITION THERE IS!!!! >8

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-07 11:02

>>19
lol. We have more fun than the imageboarders P

Name: FuckHaloCrap 2011-08-07 12:50

>>109
Dickhead!

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-08 1:30

Dicks.

Name: Anonymous 2011-08-08 1:31

v

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-08 17:36

testes. that is all.

Name: IDGAF 2011-12-31 18:56

hey guys this is not a fake I am real... real fucking sexy. As i was sitting naked on my couch i looked out my back door and saw a guy stanbding there holding battletoads. It was amazing. No. So anyways, i got up & took a walk. I found many condoms aboard. Subortanat. Holy crap, well its about 2:45 in the morning, top of the morning to yeee!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-27 2:20

Here's one of the guy's number who got fired. Shall we ask him if he has battletoads?
414-419-7949

Name: >:( 2012-07-27 9:11

Here's how you talk about battletoads *farrrrrtttttssss*

IM DA REAL SFBE!!!!!!!!!!

Name: < 2012-07-27 9:12

>>117 NOOB!!!

Name: 4CT !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-07-27 9:36

>>117
Dickhead your not even old enough to have played Double Dragon vs battletoads.

Name: Cole 2012-10-11 1:47

8325230398 emo ginger brony bitch, have fun

Name: Cole 2012-10-11 1:48

8325230398 emo ginger brony bitch, have fun

Name: 5 Dolla Bill 2012-11-15 20:22

I love battle toads and I love double dragon I may have only been 7 or 8 years old playing it but I beat that shit epic as fuck NEVER will I forget the big toe kick or the big fist smash haha <3 pimple is my favorite. DOES ANYONE STILL CALL? I do some times and ask for battletoads. Now I call and ask for battle ship toads at war.

Name: biggjohn 2012-11-17 17:37

You all should come suck my fat baby dick

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 18:39

>>123 Ya daddy can do it for ya faggot!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-17 23:44

I asked the clerk to see if they had battletoads. When they didn't, I forced her to call up 5 different stores asking for battletoads.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-04 20:33

I found Richard Fleming (the infamous gamestop manager that quit his job after receiving battletoads calls) 's cell phone number. Feel free to troll him, record it and post it...

Richard's number:  (949) 285 9890

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-08 15:40

Ok, so I talked to him and it turns out that Battletoads costs $666 dollars due to demand.

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