I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the terminator'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'naked terminator traveling through time' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
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Overlord 22007-08-03 12:56 ID:u1Q4xK4x
^wow nice goin' fag. FAIL
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Anonymous2007-08-03 21:53 ID:VY9CxgzU
Thats quite an interesting subject, these morning rituals. I actually have one of my own, wherin when I wake, I have the midgets behind my bed push it up like the operating table the re-assembled Darth Vader on, I then procede to put my mask and suit on.
The catch:
Much like your error with the shower curtain, if one of the midgets drops the bed, then its completley ruined, PLUS I have to pick up pieces of midget off the floor. I should find a better way to lift my bed maybe...