Hack us this shiny Mudkip, please

'sup /v/?

I'm looking for someone to hack me up a shiny mudkip with the following criteria:

Male
Adamant
Reasonable IVs (Attack should be high, nothing should be bad)
Have Curse
Be nicknamed Dimitri

I've got stuff I can give in return:
Giratina (Calm nature w/PKRS)
Kyogre
Groudon
Most Starters
Eevee
Vulpix w/ Energy Ball and Hypnosis
Shiny Chikorita, Roselia, or Crobat
Other rare stuff too.

if they can hack stuff they have no need for your garbage, they'd be doing it because they want to

this isn't /v/

~Oooooh, I'm a nigger, yourea Nigger, we'er a nigger Too!

Nigger
---Nigger
------Nigger
---------Nigger
------------Niger niger Jew!~

Niger~ Niger~, Jewwwwww~!

It was a good-faith offer, pal.

So how exactly do you hack the game, I assume you edit the save files, but if it's possible, why hasn't someone made a program for easy modification?

so i herd u liek mudkips

>>1
hello im fairX the haxxor join my community of hackers if you payme enough i will give you access to a private area of haxx ;)
http://forum.curse-x.com/index.php

SOOOO I HEARD YOU LIEK MUDKIPS

BUMPING FOR MORE PEOPLE TO SAY "SOOOO I HEARD YOU LIEK MUDKIPS"

so i herd u liek mudkips.

SOOOO I HEARD YOU LIEK MUDKIPS

failkips

everyone likes mudkips

Friend code and stuff? I could hax you a Mudkip.
Max IVs, Wonder Guard, Softboiled, stuff like that?