penny-arcade sucks

Whenever I think of penny arcade, I begin to feel physically ill.

I invision the type of person who would draw amusement from that website. Then I weep for the current state of the videogame demographic and industry. PA does nothing but extend it's stench where it doesn't belong.

[Penny Arcade in a Nutshell]

"Hey guys we're just like you! We'll say what you want to hear and say what you're thinking. Please buy into our bullcrap and give us money.

You respect us for the views you imagine we share with you. While we pretend to be connecting with a quality deprived tool... I mean superior intellectual such as yourself. Great minds do think alike!

And we'll use proper grammar when interacting with you, just so you'll think some importance has been added to your life which we imagine you find a lacking satisfaction of."



=The Truth Behind Penny-Arcade=



"That's all PA does. They take whatever GroupThink seems to be repeating and make a comic out of it. Then everybody goes "Yeah, I was just thinking that!" and their popularity rises again.

Whenever I want to know what all the morons of the world are thinking, even if it's not even remotely true, I just look at PA. They're amazingly good at staying up to date with them."


"Its just a moneymaking venture. They toady up to idiots who buy t-shirts of whatevercrap they sell. Sorta like Hello Kitty, if Kitty was the ************ fantasy of some pasty *****."



"If you listen to the podcasts of them making the comic, they pretty much surf gaming news sites and choose whatever news they can make a comic from. Most of the time, at least."



"And penny-arcade repackages another opinion for the consumption and later regurgitation of the ignorant masses."


Don't believe me? Remember when wii straps were breaking? Penny arcade was quick to make a comic about that? Want more? Remember how penny arcade was trying to cash in on things like even Christmas? With their crappy X-mas buttons? Seriously, what the hell.

And for the record, if you're going to backlash at me, I'm simply criticizing something. Since when has criticism equated to jealousy?

Did I cover all fields? Let's hope so.

why the fuck do you keep going back and supporting them then?

you do know that every time you visit you're only encouraging them...

What makes you think I would go to that shitty site? I get mind pollution from some pigfucker posting their comics in /v/

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my bad. well do what any good 4channer would do.

troll the absolute shit out of them :)

WHY I AM SO BALD

Ever tried to read the Penny Arcade news posts?  I can never tell what the fuck is going on.  When you starting reading one of their posts it feels like they are continuing a conversation that already started.

i totally hate those guys i don't know how people can find it funny its just so stupid, "let's go talk about videogames since i have no life for that" i love video games but seriously it like that other shit called CTRL+ALT+DEL

You're right, they should be talking about the most obscure bullshit possible, not trying to make money, and not being creative. That's the ticket.

Your completely right.

i have fuckinjg shit coming out of my dick

Are the spambots a common problem here?

it feels like they are continuing a conversation that already started

just makes them feel important. I refuse to give a fuck what that pompous ass is blabbering about.

Rage on there, pardner!

You hate the stupid, the ignorant, the clueless, the sheep.

You rage at PA, and rage at these people, and it makes you unhappy and gives you gas and ulcers.

They attract these people, and it gives them moneys.

There is a winner here, but it probably isn't you.

Sorry!

a thread where people agree? I may never go back to /v/

Who has 2 dicks and raised over $2,000,000 for childrens' hospitals? These guys.

You're proving the point for critics, their work sucks cock and they shield themselves with charity. The next person who says "C! Gamirz kare!" should be shot.