Name: Cattz the Frog 2006-12-01 20:13
So there i was in my room, playin some Zelda twilight Princess, and my friend is sitting in the Chair playin some WoW on his Lap-top (it was on his lap, lol) and he just suddenly goes "How come there isn't an MMO that plays like Z:TP?"
So I ask you /v/text/ Why is that someone can't make an MMORPG/MMO-thing where you run around and jump and flip and swim and claw shot your friends in the face while riding horses with destructable invironments and like city guards that whould F you up for breaking flower pots in town or arrest you for running into someones house to take their crap out of their boxes and chests and what not all while giveing you free roam of a world that changes over time and pathways fill up with snow in winter or theres an earthquake that opens a new cave thats randomly generated?
What i'm getting at is, Randomly generate every dungeon, cause its not a dungeon if I can run through it blindfold and know where all the treasure and enemys are, I want a game that forces you to explore and work together with your group.
Also if they make a "World" why is it that it feels like its Fing Camalot or something that everyday is the exact same as every other day... I mean I went outside today and saw that the wind was blowing and the tress had turned red or lost their leaves all together, and last week it snowed and everything was white and the rivers and streams where frozen.
Its hard to stay entertained when every time I log in nothing has changed... I mean in some games theres Night and Day, but in most games i dosn't effect jack crap, why not Pull a Dead rising and make all the Zombies and Ghoulies more powerful... I aim this at lolEverquest fighting Vampires at Highsun in the middle of a desert.
Also why is it that in most MASSIVE worlds, I can't Fly... not alla WoW on a damn griffin, or alla other things on a Flying magiced boat... I'm talkin "Cattz cast Fly/Float/Levitate/Wings(insert random Flying Spell name here). Cattz begins flying"
If I can swim I should be able to Fly same general controls just speed it up... look I understand "But flying magic is advanced an you whould have to be High level to have it..." Ok why is it that at level 3 I can Lift a Big Rock with nothing but My mind, But oh F no I can stand on the Rock and then lift it... its Fing Magic why am I limited to Blast this Heal that... I want utility and not just Teleport back to town to sell my lewtz...
Damn it Blizzard and all you other Comunist bastards, I want Magic that feels like Magic not magic that Feels like a Rechargable shotgun...
(Rant off)
and as is the way of the 4chan in me...
YOUR ALL ANON FAGS AND JACKASSES AND YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FAKE AND YOU ARE ALL ASSEATING FAGGOTS WHO SUCKDICKS AND YOUR MOTHER WAS A WHORE AND YOUR DAD USED TO STICK IT IN YOUR POOPER CUZ HE WAS TEH EVIL AND YOU HAVE NO LIFE AND YOU FAP TO IMAGINARY GIRLS WHO ARE DRAWINGS ON THE INTERNETZ AND AND SHOOP SHOT WEB MAH LAZOR WHOOP I DIVIDED BY ZERO AND WATCH OUT FOR CANDLEJ-
Thank you for you time Sirs, Sirs in Dresses, and Children, I thank you for your time, Goodnight!
So I ask you /v/text/ Why is that someone can't make an MMORPG/MMO-thing where you run around and jump and flip and swim and claw shot your friends in the face while riding horses with destructable invironments and like city guards that whould F you up for breaking flower pots in town or arrest you for running into someones house to take their crap out of their boxes and chests and what not all while giveing you free roam of a world that changes over time and pathways fill up with snow in winter or theres an earthquake that opens a new cave thats randomly generated?
What i'm getting at is, Randomly generate every dungeon, cause its not a dungeon if I can run through it blindfold and know where all the treasure and enemys are, I want a game that forces you to explore and work together with your group.
Also if they make a "World" why is it that it feels like its Fing Camalot or something that everyday is the exact same as every other day... I mean I went outside today and saw that the wind was blowing and the tress had turned red or lost their leaves all together, and last week it snowed and everything was white and the rivers and streams where frozen.
Its hard to stay entertained when every time I log in nothing has changed... I mean in some games theres Night and Day, but in most games i dosn't effect jack crap, why not Pull a Dead rising and make all the Zombies and Ghoulies more powerful... I aim this at lolEverquest fighting Vampires at Highsun in the middle of a desert.
Also why is it that in most MASSIVE worlds, I can't Fly... not alla WoW on a damn griffin, or alla other things on a Flying magiced boat... I'm talkin "Cattz cast Fly/Float/Levitate/Wings(insert random Flying Spell name here). Cattz begins flying"
If I can swim I should be able to Fly same general controls just speed it up... look I understand "But flying magic is advanced an you whould have to be High level to have it..." Ok why is it that at level 3 I can Lift a Big Rock with nothing but My mind, But oh F no I can stand on the Rock and then lift it... its Fing Magic why am I limited to Blast this Heal that... I want utility and not just Teleport back to town to sell my lewtz...
Damn it Blizzard and all you other Comunist bastards, I want Magic that feels like Magic not magic that Feels like a Rechargable shotgun...
(Rant off)
and as is the way of the 4chan in me...
YOUR ALL ANON FAGS AND JACKASSES AND YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FAKE AND YOU ARE ALL ASSEATING FAGGOTS WHO SUCKDICKS AND YOUR MOTHER WAS A WHORE AND YOUR DAD USED TO STICK IT IN YOUR POOPER CUZ HE WAS TEH EVIL AND YOU HAVE NO LIFE AND YOU FAP TO IMAGINARY GIRLS WHO ARE DRAWINGS ON THE INTERNETZ AND AND SHOOP SHOT WEB MAH LAZOR WHOOP I DIVIDED BY ZERO AND WATCH OUT FOR CANDLEJ-
Thank you for you time Sirs, Sirs in Dresses, and Children, I thank you for your time, Goodnight!