Design an MMORPG character type.

Race: Centaur
Class: Lancer
Weapon: 10ft long double ended lance
ActiveSkills:
1) Grand Hunt(throws lance, double damage if enemy facing away)
2) Rooting (Raises high on hind legs and peirces enemy through skull, 1hit KO on lower level enemies.)
3) Crush Lane (Dash attack, stuns enemies with lower defense than the user, area damage.)
Passive Skills:
1)Heroic: Gains 25% attack when team HP is under 40%
2)Conductor: +20% damage on lightning attacks, -20% lighting resistance

Dont be shy

Race: Dickdick
Class: Dick
Weapon: 12ft long dick
ActiveSkills:
1) Enlarge Penis(enlarges penis)
2) Pelvis Thrust(thrust pelvis)
Passive Skills:
1)Massive Manlyness: 99% penis penis penis penis penis

Guy that shoots people in the head.
Weapons: Sniper rifle, pistol
Skills:  Shooting people in the head.

Race: Vanrir
Class: battle maiden
weapon: swords,bows,spears
Active skill:
I should be engrave upon your very soul >;(
1 divine assault
2 Nivelung valesti

Race: Chinese
Class: Gold Farmer
Weapon: Restricting your access to parts of the game 24/7
ActiveSkills:
1) Summon Gold Farmer Zerg
2) Spam Trade Windows/Friend Invite/Party Invite
3) Griefing Speed Hack
4) Gold Dupe Trick

hello im fairX the haxxor join my community of hackers if you payme enough i will give you access to a private area of haxx ;)
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Race: FAIRX
Class: haxxor
Weapon: private area of haxx ;)
ActiveSkills:
1) ;)
2) Dont use guest names!
3) if you payme enough i will give you access to a private area of haxx ;)
4) Pretty much alot of stuff to list here. ;)

Get a life, you virgins.

>>6
HI FAIRX!

Race: Caucasian
Class: White Supremacist
Weapon: Burning Cross, Pitch fork, Remington 500
ActiveSkills:
1) Grand Hunt (gains 35% attack speed bonus against African-Americans while 30 against the rest)
2) Unfair Judgement (+50 reputation with local racists while -50 reputation with the rest of the classes)
3) KKK Strike (Ranged attack +50% and 10% chance to land 1.75x critical)
Passive Skills:
1)Supreme Racist: Deals splash damage when surrounded by 2 or more African-Americans
2)Meat Headed:  Less intelligence then most classes but has more strength

Race: Fatty
Class: 4channer
Weapon: Sage
ActiveSkills:
1) Copy (copy text, storing it for later use)
2) Paste (unleash the power of the stored text upon your enemies for a 15% increase in your faggotry score in the eyes of your victims)
3) Original Content (25% penalty to your faggotry score, but a 50% bonus to your OG score for the duration of the skill)
PassibeSkills:
3) Troll (permanently polymorph into a troll)

Don't call me gay, but I need some mary jay!

Marijuana MUST be legalized.