So I walked into Gamestop the other day

And I heard the manager talking to one of the employees.

(mind you, I never buy anything from "the stop" and I don't intend to)

So anyways, these two chums are talking and stuff, I overhear the coversation.

Manager: Some guy came in the other day who asked me to hold a copy of advent children for him.

Manager: When he showed up, he found out it was the psp version cause that's all we had.

Manager: The guy wanted the dvd version and thought that's what we were holding for him.

Manager: The guy looked like he was about to cry, and he just got outta there.

Manager: I felt kinda bad.


Jesus shit cakes man, the demographic that makes up the current videogame industry is total ass.

I had to get outta there as I nearly shit myself laughing.

>>1
Th... THAT'S NO CONVERSATION YOU SON OF A BITCH HE WAS JUST TALKING TO HIMSELF!!!!!!

That was a good story with a lot of meaning.

Anyways, >>1, please listen to me. It's really related to this thread. I went to Gamestop a while ago; you know, Gamestop? Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in. Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "15% off" written on it.

Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.

You, don't come to Gamestop just because it's 15% yen off, fool.
It's only 15%, 1-5 PERCENT for crying out loud. There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Games, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the XBOX 360." God I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll give you 15% off if you get out of those seats. Yoshinoya should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the counter can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place. Women and children should screw off and stay home.

Anyways, I was about to start browsing, and then the bastard beside me goes "one PS2, with an external hard drive." Who in the world orders an external hard drive nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to buy it with the external hard drive?" I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "external hard drive"?
Coming from a Gamestop veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra memory cards. That's right, extra memory cards. This is the vet's way of buying. Extra memory cards means more memory than games. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key. And then, you can back up your save files on multiple memory cards. This is unbeatable. However, if you buy this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>1, should just stick with today's special.

>>2 please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.  I went to Gamestop a while ago; you know, Gamestop?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.  Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "$20 off" written on it.  Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.  You don't come to Gamestop just because it's $20 off, fool.  It's only $20, T-W-E-N-T-Y for crying out loud.  There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Gamestop, huh? How fucking nice. "Alright, daddy's gonna buy Kingdom Hearts 2." God I can't bear to watch. You people, I'll give you $20 if you lose thirty pounds. Gamestop should be a bloody place. That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped counter can start a fight at any time, the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place. Women and children should screw off and stay home. Anyways, I was about to start buying, and then the bastard beside me goes "Halo 2, Collector's Edition." Who in the world orders the Collector's Edition nowadays, you moron? I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to buy the Collector's Edition?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour. Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "Collector's Edition"? Coming from a Gamestop veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra controllers. That's right, extra controllers. This is the vet's way of buying. Extra controllers means more controllers than games. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key. And then, it's awesome. This is unbeatable. However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword. I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, >>2, should just stick with today's special.