How to make a shit video game:
1
Name:
Anonymous
2006-04-27 15:21
Include the concept of classes, levels, turn-based combat, and experience per kill.
2
Name:
Anonymous
2006-04-27 17:07
Include 2D or 3D graphics.
3
Name:
Anonymous
2006-04-27 17:41
Include the use of an "input device" used by the player to "control" onscreen events.
4
Name:
Anonymous
2006-04-27 17:46
>>3
Correction:
External input device.
If the keyboard attached to the terminal is not enough, then the game is shit.
5
Name:
Anonymous
2006-04-27 20:44
>>3
SIR. EXCUSE ME, SIR!! THAT IS PATENTED. I PATENTED THAT IDEA. YOU OWE ME ROYALTIES. SIR!!
6
Name:
Anonymous
2006-04-27 21:14
>>4
incorrect. if there is a need for input by the player of any kind the game is shit. lazy developers.
7
Name:
Anonymous
2006-04-27 23:06
>>6
might as well be watching a movie
8
Name:
Anonymous
2006-04-28 23:31
>>2
>>3
>>4
>>6
you guys have all been playing WAY too much progress quest.
9
Name:
Anonymous
2006-04-29 11:04
>>8
No, Progress Quest does not require an input device.
10
Name:
Anonymous
2006-04-29 11:54
John Romero is about to make you his bitch
11
Name:
Anonymous
2006-04-29 13:46
>>10
I'm still not buying Daikatana.
12
Name:
Anonymous
2006-04-30 8:45
man, duek nuemkm furevar is goin to becum teh bestes gfames everar!!!
13
Name:
Anonymous
2006-04-30 9:18
(sage)
Let world4chan write it.
14
Name:
Anonymous
2006-05-01 21:38
(sage)
15
Name:
Anonymous
2006-05-02 4:21
>>12
You know that game might actually come out this year.
Along with Prey.
I'm not shitting you.
16
Name:
Anonymous
2006-05-02 6:16
>>15
ya i knuws it da bestest gaem evar desu111 o man ill bui it ant nut be desapointad at all!!!
17
Name:
Anonymous
2006-05-02 16:16
Okay, so its advertised as teh best game ever, and has next gen graphics and 100hrs of gameplay, but the shitty part of the game, is the main menu has no " start game option " so all people get when they buy it is a fucking title screen lol
18
Name:
Anonymous
2006-05-04 5:20
>>17
I played a game kinda like that for Nintendo; something called "Blinking Gray Screen" - hours of fun!
19
Name:
Anonymous
2006-05-04 17:12
>>18
I fucking love that game.
20
Name:
Anonymous
2006-05-04 18:33
(sage)
Take a shit in the case
21
Name:
Anonymous
2006-05-04 19:17
Make it singleplayer or online.