Maple story

Which on of these fuckin monsters drops the most green easter eggs.

gay for shit

Here is your mission:
Break three children's toys, eat 50 lobsters, kill 100 baby snails, and vote for cthulhu on election day.
Do these four things and you will be generously rewarded.

In order to get the most easter eggs, you must
>create a new character named Moeses, go to Egypt region, and bitch to the Faraw. He is located in the palace, and is bold guy NPC. He ll reject yuo.
>Then you go the hills east of the palace, and you find a beggar named Dog. Click on him and choose "give blowjob". After blowjob is given the beggar transformes into his reverted image name God (revert of Dog), and pleased for your services gives you the cellphone number of his angel assasin, plus a cellphone device,  plus 100 animal skins. You can throw away the animal skins or sell them to vendor for extra money.
>You go back to Faraw and bitch to him some more. Hell reject you again, and a new dialog option will be available saying "threaten the bastard". Some more dialogs and then...
>you double click the cellphone in your Inv, and imput the number God gave you.
>Then you go to town and talk to farmer named "asshole". You cant miss him. Hes such an asshole that he glows assholeness by far.He tells yuo that he fooks lamps. Then he says that his wife had objections with his weird fetish, and he had to make her behave like a lamp too by beating her all day long.
>Kill him (press Ctrl + skill to kill an NPC), enter his barn and steal one lamp. ATTENTION: You have to steal the mans wife pretending to be a lamp in order to take the green easter eggs at the end of the quest. Otherwise u ll only get red ones.
>Slaughter the woman/lamp.
>Then go to town and paint the townsppl doors with the womans/lamp blood. You ll notice that the blood is green, and thats bc the woman is alien.
>Phone the angel assasin, not to enter the doors with green blood. After the phone call the angel kills all egyptians, fooks their women and eats their babes. The idiots you procted worship you and promise to celebrate in your name to eternity by eating women and painting green eggs, like the blood at their doors.
>The alien relatives of the woman/lamp you killed get pissed and come to earth with a flying sauce. Their landing site is west of  Palace next to the whore house. You have to enter their flying sauce. Its a difficult dungeon, you have to kill multiple groups of aliens. The best way to kill them is by using the skill "insult" as the alien are so moral, that the mere insult will make them evaporate.
>At the end of the dungeon, you ll find an item named "alien time machine". Use it. Three options pop up. 1) Go to the time when Adam was fooking Eva 2) Go to the time when Christ was smoking weed 3) Go to the distant furure. Choose 3.
>You ll end up on a futuristic town, where the childers children of the morons you saved back on Egypt, will still behave as stupidly as their ancestors, and still dye eggs green when they celebrate easter. Click many of them and choose the default option "give blowjob". In return they will give you Green Easter Eggs.
>When collected enough, go to the warehouse keeper named "ScatLover" write your main char ign and deposit the easter eggsw.
>Viola when you log in with your main chat and check your warehouse, ull found the green easter eggs waiting for you.

Enjoy.

>>4
tl,dr

>>3
Cthulu is '08!

it is an unearthly world. There are all kinds of character. Some of them
like promenade. Obtain delight in this far-flung course. Others like assault .fight the enemy. You could find interesting in slow journey.  Step by step. You also could leap in a short time by use safety powerleveling.
www.8thgame.com provide safety pl. their gold is cheapest also.

it is an unearthly world. There are all kinds of character. Some of them
like promenade. Obtain delight in this far-flung course. Others like assault .fight the enemy. You could find interesting in slow journey.  Step by step. You also could leap in a short time by use safety powerleveling.
www.8thgame.com provide safety pl. their gold is cheapest also.