Top 10 ways to determine if you're too stupid to be playing videogames.
[1] You consider yourself a gamer.
[2] You like to use the phrase "Best game ever" or just "best ever".
[3] You like to over expose videogame characters from a game yet to be released by plastering their ugly mug down on your forum avatar slot on some lame forum like penny arcades to which you have over 1000 posts on or are a moderator of.
[4] You're always the first one to link a penny arcade comic strip to any topic (related or unrelated to videogames) because you think gabe and tychow have the answers to everything in the known universe.
[5] You bought and wear penny arcade merchandise.
[6] You like and play mmorpgs.
[7] You like and play world of warcraft.
[8] You're in the penny arcade guild (Knights of Arcadia) in world of warcraft.
[9] You think nintendo is kiddie, and you think anyone claiming otherwise surely has to like nintendo and loathe sony, why else would they disagree with what you were saying? Because you know you're always right.
[10] Boobs justify a $50 price tag.
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Anonymous2006-03-09 15:15 (sage)
this is kind of a shit thread
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Anonymous2006-03-09 16:45
>>2
you bought penny arcade merchandise, didn't you?
>>1 is an idiot for not pointing out how idiots praise crappy games like Final Fantasy 7 and Chrono Trigger like they're the best games ever.
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Anonymous2006-03-12 18:14
>>9
They're not as bad as people who like the current generation. You're the idiot.
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Anonymous2006-03-12 18:27 (sage)
ok, here we go...
[1] I don't consider myself a gamer, I'm not that good at most games.
[2] I prefer to say "good game"
[3] let's just not go THERE. fucking avvy forums.
[4] I read penny arcade, but it's so mindless that it doesn't require discussion.
[5] penny arcade merchandise is overpriced and for the most part ugly. the fruitfucker makes me giggle, so I kinda want one, but not at that price.
[6] I don't like MMORPGs in general, they're mostly the same.
[7] I play WoW, but I'm not paying for it, and I'm only sticking with it for the rest of the story. (Been with the Warcraft storyline from the very beginning, and I still have my copy of Warcraft: Orcs and Humans, and Warcraft 2 with the expansion). WoW is a pretty good game, though.
[8] pfffft. I'm not even on the right server to be in that guild.
[9] I don't like nintendo's current incarnation. I have an xbox, and I like it. I also like PS2 on the rare occasions that I play on my friends, and I LOVED my N64, and I wish my dumbass brother hadn't sold it off for drug money.
[10] boobs don't justify a price tag. it's easier and more fun to get real boobs in real life.
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Anonymous2006-03-12 18:39
This thread does not deserve a reply.
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Anonymous2006-03-12 18:49
>>11
>>[1] I don't consider myself a gamer, I'm not that good at most games.
Being good or not good at games shouldn't define any level of status at all.
The term "Gamer" is so over used it's become "stupified".
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Anonymous2006-03-12 18:52
Go back to Gamespot/Gamespy/IGN boards.
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Anonymous2006-03-12 18:55
Go back to Penny-Arcade
and make topics that include the word "fuckin" in every other word. "Tales of fuckin Phantasia" "Game on mothah fuckin Gunbound" "Valkyrie Fuckin Profile".