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Post all your reasons why FFXI sucks cat ass

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-07 18:42

1.  It have shitty grafic
2.  All the peoples look the sames
3.  If youre the same race, same lv, the only thing that determine if you're going to win is equipments.
4.  Travel taekes to long
5.  XP taks too long
6.  MOBs look teh sam
7.  Music ists booring
8.  Not enuff storhage
9.  Mules costs extra
10. Person who started playeeng before you is way richeer
11. Have to ALT+TAB and masturbate when playing Mithra character
12. Nerfed RNG and BST
13. Can't be Cloud/Sepiroth/Kain/Golbez/Rubicant/Zeromus/Kefka
14. I can't do everyting liek in UO

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-07 19:31

i r gay

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-08 5:21

I've never played FFXI before, but I can definitely garauntee that your spelling sucks ass.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-08 13:57

CATASS FOR THE FUCKING LOSE

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-08 17:07

FFXI fails for it's monthly fee.

GET WIT' DA TIMES!!!1!

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-08 17:29

ffxi fails for it's de-evolution of mmorpgs

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-08 18:12

Guild Wars is the evolution of action RPGs

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-08 19:53

>>7
Isn't guild wars autocombat?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-09 7:02

autocombat meaning...?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-09 8:22

>>9
autocombat meaning, shit combat?

ie, press butan, watch two guys autofight, make sure ur health bar is longer then da enemies in the end

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-09 16:13

I like how you can kneel and move the camera to look inside some of the creatures and stare out their ass.  Try it with sheep.  They have two assholes.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-09 16:37

fucking furries, sage-_-

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-09 19:12

>>10
Ummm, there are plenty of skills in GW ya' know. Not jus' point + click.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-09 19:29

boo, hotkeys fail =(

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-10 4:07

11. Have to ALT+TAB and masturbate when playing Mithra character
12. Nerfed RNG and BST
What do these two mean? What does alt+tab do with FFXI and what do those two abbreviations stand for?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-10 18:16

Outsider!

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-10 20:25

the entire "online chat program which you're charged to use" (it's not a game, you're basically pushing a picture around, nice visuals though) is essentially building a character the designers picked for you (job classes). and since the whole game is so devoid of actual game content it's intended to just be a character builder that involves looking for 5 other people to spend 6 hours a day with doing monotonous tasks. ffxi contains mmorpg grouping which can be compared to standing around a walmart parking lot for 8 hours asking people to help you move furniture for those 8 hours, every day just to partake in what little game content it has, building a character the designers picked for you. This game's already been made, it's called walking around a random forest in ff6 for 5 hours a day leveling terra edgar and locke.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-11 2:17

FF sucks, therefor FFXI sucks.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-11 12:52

>>17

Except doing that in FFVI is more fun.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-11 12:53

I'm still debating which game is better, FFXI or FF1.  So far, FF1 comes out on top.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-11 17:47

>>20
I second this.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-11 21:10

OP was an intentional parody of the Lineage 2 thread, BTW.

I hate this game, it's been eight months since I left and I'm having withdrawals, checking allakhazam for updates, and thinking about running aimlessly in the fields of Sarutabaruta and Gustaberg, though I will never return.  I hate you for occupying my daydreams, FFXI.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-12 15:32

IT IS A POO SANDWICH.  IT IS MADE OF POO.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-16 19:21

>>22
lol I hope you don't get tempted to subscribe again because the same thing happened to me when I quit

Name: george 2006-03-19 18:18

CHEESE NUGGETS ... BY: AARON FATECKER

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-19 18:18

IM FAT

Name: Mad About Mithra 2006-03-19 20:40

A cat ass is fine to stick it into too.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-19 20:54

fat people play it

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-19 20:59 (sage)

>>28
well, DUH

cat ass = ur ass grows fat like a cat (garfield) when you set on ur ass all day playing ffxi and masturbating to nightelfs lol america

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-19 21:10

night elevs are in l2 fag

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-19 22:49 (sage)

The only reasons why FFXI sucks is that because it is an MMORPG; and fact : all mmorpgs suck, so FFXI suck

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-19 23:32

FFXI sucks because you have to pay money to do anything in it without wasting hours of your life over stupid shit, IGE.

In WoW you can waste hours of your life but sell your acc for like 1000 and get that new computer to play oblivion WOWOWOWOWOW @!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-21 18:31 (sage)

1. And in return, almost ny graphics card can run the game on low graphics settings, so no one can complain.
2. It's like that in a lot of multiplayer games.
3. Then buy, make, find equips! Besides, there's no type of PVP which allows you to fight another character. It's a cooperative game.
4. Chocobo
5. It's fun this way. Better than getting to the highest level in 2 days and doing nothing but the same shit day after day.
6. Lots of monsters in FF were the same.
7. Then replace it with your choice of music! You can get file converters.
8. Boohoo.
9. Boohoo.
10. So what? It's like that in all MMORPGs.
11. .....
12. .....
13. I'm really starting to think you're a retard.
14. Yep, looks like it.
15. Uh huh.
16. You're definately retarded
17. Shut up, noob.
18. SAGE
19. desu desu desu desu desu desu desu

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-21 23:47

>>33
Number 3. Exactly. There's no point in comparing yourself to anyone else competitevly as you can't fight eachother.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-22 12:18

>>33
What server do you play on?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-22 18:56

FFXI has taught me a lot about finance and making money.  Unfortunately I cannot find real world equivelants to "killing bees for beehive chips and wind crystals."

The concept of "buying everything and selling it at markup on the AH" could be implemented in buying cheaply at wholesale and selling retail, but finding a good wholesaler requires lots of digging and discounts require lots of spending at once, plus you face competition by other sellers.  How easy is it to find an Xbox 360 wholesaler with a realistic discount, for example. 

Perhaps I'll just write a book called "FFXI taught me everything I needed to know about making money" and get rich off that.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-23 16:36

>>35
Ifrit

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-23 17:13

>>17
Sounds like WoW.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-23 17:34

I'm playing the FFXII demo, which is basically Valkurm Dunes with pugils, mandragora and quadavs, and a three hume party with newbie, samurai, and thief equipment.  Yes it's different enough not to be noticeable, but at the same time the animations and actions are definitely based on FFXI models, just with better textures and more detail. 

And of course it has single player difficulty, meaning you hit for over 100 and the monster hits for 20-30, not the other way around.  I keep saying FFXI could have that kind of balance, with fast fighting instead of long drawn out six party beatdowns, but everything in FFXI is meant to take forever, including the battles.  It's all about wasting enough time to rack up another month's subscription fee.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-23 18:47

>>38
Well Duh, almost all mmorpgs are basically everquest clones, some just get it right more often then others, which means they still fail but they fail less =/

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-24 7:00

>>40
I hate EQ for destroying the MMO genre so much.
Autocombat for teh lose. :(

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-30 16:03

well fuck that game, i didnt pay this month nor will i ever again and most of my friends quit this month too so they can fucking suffer

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