DS! Or not?

Okay I've got ten minutes to decide
BUY A DS WITH DRILL SPIRITS (and mario later)
or
NOT?
Any replies made to this thread will in no way influence my decision.

DS= Dick Sucker.

It's the biggest piece of crap on the market. It makes the X-box controller look like an achievment in design. If you own a DS, hide it with the rest of your weird fetishes. You know, the locked box with your dildos, beastiality videos, and the goat. Go watch The Santa Clause again, DS-owning fags.