Starfox Adventures

is a sinister plot to turn our nation's children furry.

"Oh, dinosaurs! I like dinosaurs! And Starfox is cool! *game starts* Mommy, who's this sly-looking fox girl? She's not on Starfox's team! Oh, what are those round things on her chest? I didn't know foxes had those! Why is she opening her mouth and lifting up her head in quasi-orgasmic ecstasy OH SHI" (sudden explosion in the TV room, and innocent child turns into a slobbering fat 40-year-old) "fapfapfapfap"

DISCUSS

i don't get it, there are alot of internet fetishes much worse than furry, everyone is just sucking blowtax's e-cock. SA is only mildly amusing at best.