Hey /ck/, my gf is ditching her vegetarianism tonight and letting me cook her meat for dinner. Any advice on 'starter' meals? This is my only chance to convert her to Baconism
It's like a drug addiction. You need to take it slow.
You can't just force her to quit "cold-turkey".
Start with ultra-salty soy products shaped like meat.
As the days go on, gradually sprinkle more and more
shredded meat pieces into the soy-shaped foods.
Eventually there will be more meat than soy in it.
Soy hot-dogs are the worst. I wanted to start being a vegan but those soy dogs tasted so bad that I decided that vegetables aren't worthy of being shredded by my preciously vicious teeth.