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I'm a fat ass hole!

Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2011-10-01 12:34

Earlier today my sister gave me a few pictures of me that were taken at Christmas. Whenever I see recent photos of myself, I am absolutely appalled at how fat I am. I weigh almost 600 lbs.

I suppose I should start some kind of diet program again. Like Weight Watchers or Atkins or something. Every time I try one of those, I fail miserably within a few hours. Sorry for rambling. I hate the way I look, I'm just a super fat ass hole with no life outside of playing Halo and 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-04 1:30

Wasn't the 600 lbs. a fuckin' clue?

Name: Anonymous 2011-10-04 15:40

Are you serious? Do you really weigh almost 600 lbs? Bitch you exaggeratin'. Listen you should go to a doctor. Don't matter if you have no insurance, go see the doc and tell him you need to lose weight like now!! For a fat guy (girl?) like you you need to go on Jenny Craig. Jenny Craig has those frozen meals that you can just heat up and yeah. Yo don't matter if it taste like shit that'll help you lose weight!!!!

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Name: Anonymous 2011-10-18 21:53

OP, what you need to do is pretty simple. If you follow my advice TO A T, you will lose weight. A lot of weight. And you won't feel miserable or hungry.

There is really just one step: stop eating fats, flour and sugar.

That's it.

Once you're in a good weight you can start eating a little fat and whole grain flour. But no more sugar or white flour, ever again.

Trust me on this one.

Name: Anonymous 2011-11-26 14:13

My girlfriend have this kind of problem, she have tried this one : http://www.dukandiet.com/
with a very little natural laxative.

If you folow these simple rules you must lose weight

Don't give up !
(sorry for my english)

Name: HB 2011-12-01 11:10

EAT ONLY FRUITS AND TRY THAT OUT FOR 30 DAYS

IF YOU WANT MORE SPESIFICLY, LESS FAT  MORE FRUIT SUGARS TO BURN OFF THE FAT AND MAKE YOU RETURN TO YOUR ORIGINAL SIZE

Name: HB 2011-12-01 11:11

EAT ONLY FRUITS AND TRY THAT OUT FOR 30 DAYS

IF YOU WANT MORE SPESIFICLY, LESS FAT  MORE FRUIT SUGARS TO BURN OFF THE FAT AND MAKE YOU RETURN TO YOUR ORIGINAL SIZE

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-01 12:53

Post the pics.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-07 16:25

Search ScienceBlogs on weight loss. Also, check out the stickied threads on 4chan's 7chan's and 99chan's fitness boards.

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Name: Anonymous 2011-12-12 0:31

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-24 21:51

im in the same boat OP. Though I am only near 500lbs. Still fucking fat as hell. I have a year to lose as much as possible and throw myself into the work force. Wish me luck!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 3:13

Some guy on the radio says that the chronic fatsos he sees in his office are that way because they had trauma when they were young such getting buttholed or their parents divorced.  Did you get buttholed or cause your parents to divorce?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 21:16

yes

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 6:56

>>11
I already said NO!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-05 13:53

We could man the harpoons and see if the Japanese would be intrested in a land-whale, purely for scintific research, of course...

Name: Anonymous 2012-03-03 13:16


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