Bad food experiences

One of my worst food related experiences.

I was building my house and I had just hooked up temporary water the night before. I used a big coil of 2" black plastic pipe that I had laying outside for a while and strung it across the ground. Water was running so I let it rung for a while and it looked clear and I quit for the day. The next morning I used my new water connection to make coffee. As I sat drinking my coffee I noticed some small lines floating on top. I looked in the other cups to see if something had settled in them - nope. I investigate everything I could think of until I finally went out to the pump and disconnected the pipe. In the end of the pipe I found a decomposing mouse. The specks in my coffee were mouse hairs

I stuffed my girl's vag with crudites and she died from EHEC.
Such a shame, I've never known another girl that could hold that much food in her vag.

Wow OP, that is genuinely sickening. Did you puke your guts out shortly after? Did the coffee smell frigging terrible?

I don't think I've had any particularly bad food experiences--definitely none that could top or come close to being as awful as yours--but there was one time my parents got a frozen turkey and put it in the mini freezer since the main one had no room left over. One morning, not knowing there was a turkey in the freezer and desperately needing a plug-in for my blow dryer, I unplugged the freezer...and didn't think to plug it back in again.

A week or so passed, I'm guessing, before the carcass really started to reek. When we opened up the freezer to inspect the smell, we nearly died. The smell was HORRIBLE, OMG!!! I can't begin to describe how much we all would rather have died than catch a whiff of thay putrid shit. It lingered for DAYS, too, and I had to sleep in a different room because my room was too close to the stink. Ugh...

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