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Reasons not to eat Fruit

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-10 4:53

-Fruit is a lousy source of calories. One banana costs about as much as a croissant filled with chocolate but has only 1/3rd of the calories. And most fruits have even less calories than bananas.
-Fruit is generally eaten by gays and girls.
-Fruit Flies. These fuckers will spontaneously generate in any fruit remnants and infest your entire home.
-Fruit tastes like nothing. Why don't you eat some grain based product instead, like a nice croissant filled with chocolate.
-Fruit is very inconvenient to eat. Take bananas, you buy them but then have to wait a few days for them to become soft. When they finally become soft, you better eat them ASAP because 2 days later they become mushy and brown.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-25 19:28

you are fucking retarded
troll elsewhere

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-09 15:14

>>3
Agreed.
OP, troll harder - 0/10.

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