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>>5


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>>4
fag

>>7
No.

The pleasure of being cummed inside

>>7
No, straight.

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>>9

hey

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http://www.babesnetwork.com

http://www.dont-panic.co.uk/top-12-places-to-get-intimate

Good sex can't replace food. Prove me wrong.

Gordon Ramsay eats out a Vietnamese hooker and comments on how her labia is too dry, coarse with too much texture and overall not entirely appetizing. Also their was hair in his food.

"This shit is so bloody and mucousy, I can't tell if you shat or dropped afterbirth on my chest!"

"And you have your fresh bearded clam laying next to your raw fudge packer. Who does that?? It's DIS-GUSTING!!!"

IT'S -bleep- RAW AND COVERED IN SORES! STOP SERVING IT!

>18

Never have I laughed so hard at Ramsay jokes. Good stuff.

Leenks : http://www.leenks.com

>>19
Thanks.

Remember:
Farts are just the ghosts of food and that give a ghostly wail.
I'm not sure if this is a fat joke. It's not like they are haunted by the bad diet choices they made.

http://www.meetyoursweet.com/attractwomen

>>18
    In his quest to dig deeper into the dark lairs of illegal shark's fin trading, Ramsay found himself in the company of Costa Rican gangsters while filming ‘The Big Fish Fight’. After discovering one of their hideouts – where he spotted shark's fins being left to dry on the rooftop – he was doused with gasoline, held at gunpoint.
 
    During the incident: Ramsay incessantly criticized the gangsters' methods. "You haven't even tied up my feet, you incompetent morons," Ramsay could be heard screaming. "Gasoline? This isn't a fucking Tarantino flick, you unoriginal cunts." The gangsters released their prisoner before their self-esteem could hit rock-bottom.
"I'm so raw, that I'm still spewing insults at you. Light the bloody fire already!"
Shaken by his insane death wish: they told him to leave and never return.

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar that reads: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $10.00 He walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks. "Can I help you?" she asks. He slaps down a $10.00 bill whispers"I was wondering; Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs. "I am." The man replies, "Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger with no mayonnaise."

"So my Fanny's small?" she asked several times, "tell me about other women's; are
they much larger than mine? I know I have very little hair on mine." What nick talk
we had.
She had been always nursemaid, had frigged her-self as long as she could recollect,
had nursed a girl eight years old who frigged herself incessantly, she had to slap her,
and tie her hands to prevent it. "Now tell me truly, did you ever frig any boy?"
"Never", but she had made their cocks stiff. She had frigged a girl, and been frigged in
return. So much for nurse-maids. She said she was 27

Ugh bloody Mary haunted my childhood, that bitch never even came.
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Pro-tip:

Try playing with her nipples next time. I hear she likes it when you say her name during clit-play. Do you even know where the G-spot is? Bloody tosser, you only had one job! http://youtu.be/8QXkTFKrW5U

http://www.garrisoncohen.com/sexual-power-2

Food tastes better after SEX. AGREED?

>>1

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