How do you make a PB&J sandwich?

I'm curious as to how peple make their sandwiches.

When you have the bread laid out before you do you spread peanut butter first or jelly first? Do you start with the slice on the left or the slice on the right?

How many of you lick the knife clean before starting on the other so as not to get jelly in the butter or butter in the jelly? Or do you just go and get a fresh knife?

I start with the jam so I can wipe it off using the bread so I can dip it into the peanut butter jar without tainting the peanut butter.

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Taint.

They call me "two knifes" Johnson

I take the two slices of bread, I put jam/jelly on one side, PB on the other and I don't use a stupid knife, I use my dick.

i mix the PB and J together in a bowl and then put it on the bread afterwards. its the cheap way of having goober jelly (the shit with pb&j both in the same jar)

I just plop several scoops of peanut butter and jelly onto the bread and just enjoy the huge sloppy mess of a manwich.

Peanut butter with a knife then jelly with a spoon
I'll usually put the PB thick on one side then a little lighter on the other and put the jelly on the piece of bread with less PB.

I smear jelly onto half  of each slice, and then peanut butter on the other half of each. And then put them together so Jelly faces peanut butter and peanut butter faces jelly.
oh and I run water over the knife then wipe it.

I just made a PBJ sandwich, and then added a slice of swiss cheese and a large quantity of sliced red onion.

Shit was SO cash.

Swiss cheese I can see. But onion?