The Cake is a Lie!!!

GLaDOS is lying to you, THERE IS NO CAKE!

THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE
THE CAKE IS A LIE

No delicious cake?! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?

Try pie.

Try Pie

This is new to me...

Cake is not a lie, your a lie. I found the cake, the cake was vanilla. It had frosting and it said congrats, you lived.

Damn You Church of Sciencetologly!

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IT ISNT A LIE!

It feels kind of slimy, like it's a bunch of slimy strings and salty liquid. Tastes weird, the closest thing I can say is "it feels sweet but it's salty." A bit of a creamy texture, and while you swallow it, you can kind of feel it moving a bit while it slowly oozes down your throat. Not so disgusting nor creepy as I thought it would be.

>>10
This man has eaten a whale