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My GF wants to drink my sperm

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-09 9:38

She wants to drink it a lot. More than I can produce. It is to her like drugs to a drugaddict. At first it was flattering she wants to sleep with me 2-3 times a day but now she wants to drink it like 6 times a day.
What can I do? I love her but it is very exhausting to deliver it so often. Heck, I even thought about "milking" a gay whore and give it her, saying I just fapped. This is so wrong but I cant go on like this anymore.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-09 18:54

Get her a job at a sperm bank.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-10 7:35

>>2

Be serious please.
I still need help.

Name: Megan Fox 2007-10-10 13:39

hi, I would love to suck your dick too.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-10 20:40

give her to me :)

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-11 11:03

Can nobody provide real help? :((

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-11 11:04

>>1

This really works... Try to hide yourself from her for like 2 days or more if posible, so you save energy and sperm, but you must to know this: YOU CAN'T FAP, YOU MUST TO EAT EGGS (scrambled eggs do work perfectly) AND DRINK ORANGE JUICE -EVERY- MORNING (important)!!!! IF YOU CAN DRINK ORANGE JUICE BEFORE HAVING SEX WITH HER, THAT WOULD BE PERFECT, remember that the OJ must to be natural, sugar and a bit of water to it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-11 13:09

>>7
Thanks. I will try that out and report back.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-13 0:21

What about OJ Simpson?

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-14 1:42

asparagus.

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-17 21:26

Go buy horse sperm.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-03 14:58

Maybe she's a succubus. GET IT?? A SUCKUBUS. I MADE MYSELF LAWL! OH MAH GAWD NOW I CANT STOP. I AM LOLLIN LIKE TOO HASRD>

ok enuff, time to play some Rogue

Name: meijin 2007-11-04 19:04

get a get a better nutbladder.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-04 21:16

Promise her a treat in a few days (liek next weekend) so you have time to conserve sperm...
Painful, but you'll have to do it.
Ps. Your girl is clearly saving a little to try and inseminate herself with to pin you down with child support.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-06 22:39

Maybe you can convince her to eat delicious copy pasta instead?  I sense that there is some nearby...

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-07 19:23

Maybe you can convince her to eat delicious copy pasta instead?  I sense that there is some nearby...

Name: Yoyo 2007-11-07 21:48

omg, if you don't like that, give her to me. I can meet her demands >:D

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-07 23:24

Maybe you can convince her to eat delicious copy pasta instead?  I sense that there is some nearby...

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-10 9:30

The sperm is a lie.

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-11 10:07

>>16

Any evidence, newfag?

Name: DarkShaft 2007-11-23 5:12

Sperm in someones mouth makes me want to make duck noises while i fuck

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 10:30

waaaaaaggh it's spraying everywhere

Name: spamissweet@gmail.com 2007-11-23 17:01

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-23 22:31

hire her a male whore
that can do it for you

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-24 4:26

O SHI- you're dating a Spermpire!

Name: david torok 2007-11-25 2:44

hey guys check out my YT account plz. k thanx

http://youtube.com/profile?user=thereturnofGE320

Name: Anonymous 2007-11-25 22:13

oh yeah!

Name: suckit 2008-10-12 9:29

You need to buy a horse a mini is the best as you can handle them easier. They can squirt out about 8 ozs every time usually once a day. It taste good and she will have plenty to drink. It is also good as it has a lot of vitamins in it. Be sure and wash it with warm soapy water first then suck on the very end slowly. Of course when he squirts it will be a bunch. You can do her as she sucks. I drink it all the time and is very good.

Name: Justin 2008-11-15 4:37

Ok, thats a bit much dont you think, why dont you get a bunch of guys interested, and let her drink all the cum she wants. Plus she gets to see a lot of dicks, its a beautifull sight, and there so delicious.

Name: Rajiv 2011-04-05 15:00

Tell her to suck my p......s

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-08 7:06

ouygf

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-08 7:06

lhgtsz

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Name: culinaryfag 2011-04-12 16:20

let her drink mine.

Name: culinaryfag 2011-04-12 16:21

Give her my dick milk

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-18 17:27

snowball eachother

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