Trying To Remember A Recipe

Hey, what's up /food/? I'm trying to remember this recipe. I can only remember a few of the ingredients because my mother used to make it for me all the time LONG ago after every time I fucked the shit out of her. You know, it was like a reward or some shit.

Anyways, I remember it went something like this.

- 1 cup mother's cum
- 2 tbl. sp. liquid feces
- ?????

Now I know what you're thinking. "RedCream, you're forgetting the basic of the basic. The locks of hair you collect off unsuspecting women." Well, I assure you I didn't pick up that habit until after I was anally raped by a junior high lunch staff.

FUCK NIGGERS

Some cheese, I'd say.

Some cheese, I'd say.

I would add another cup of mother´s cum to it, but try adding some cinnamon and maybe some garlic.

If you want to spice things up abit try my personal spicy spicy
which is crushed dog balls on a stick next to it, should fry your mouth in 5 seconds if you don´t cool it off with something.

Enjoy!

Don't forget the soy sauce and dead skin scrapings.  Mmmm, tasty topping

are you 12? lol poop lol!!!!!!!!!!!!! ur moms poop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>2
      no not cheese salami
>>3

you're missing puppy foreskins

ewww Jeepers I'm not eating that

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u6b1NGnOZ8