Trying To Remember A Recipe

Hey, what's up /food/? I'm trying to remember this recipe. I can only remember a few of the ingredients because my mother used to make it for me all the time LONG ago after every time I fucked the shit out of her. You know, it was like a reward or some shit.

Anyways, I remember it went something like this.

- 1 cup mother's cum
- 2 tbl. sp. liquid feces
- ?????

Now I know what you're thinking. "RedCream, you're forgetting the basic of the basic. The locks of hair you collect off unsuspecting women." Well, I assure you I didn't pick up that habit until after I was anally raped by a junior high lunch staff.

FUCK NIGGERS

Some cheese, I'd say.