What to feed swans

hi i just got a guy swan as pet what do i feed it pl0xthx

well u could feed him eggy farts lul

lul wut im serious i dont want it to die he already looks depressed enough k hlp

bread?

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ok i give it cucumbers it loves em gobbles it down like nothing but then its poop is all green lul bai :x

>>5

LOLOLOL

How about feeding it a female swan/duck thing as well?
You know what they say, "Eat a man's heart and you gain his courage" and all that. Maybe if you feed it a stomach, it'll fill him up.

feed it tits and maybe it turn into tits lul

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>>11 you must be a black fresh from the ghetto yes?

Corn meal, grass, lettuce, and waterfowl pellets... duh.

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