Got a reecipe???

Anyone got a cool recipe to share? I LOVE cooking food-stuffs!

Uh, how about something more specific?

You can have my secret recipe for semen-pie.

BIG MAC    

2 thin hamburger patties
1 tbsp. onion, diced
Oil for frying
1 1/2 sesame seed hamburger buns
2 tbsp. special sauce
2 tbsp. shredded cheese
1 slice American cheese
2 slices dill pickle

Cook 2 skinny hamburgers. Fry onions in oil. Arrange as follows: bottom bun, 1 tablespoon sauce, half of lettuce, cheese, 1 meat patty, half the onions, 1/2 bun, remaining sauce, remaining lettuce, pickle slices, meat patty, top bun. Place in 350 degree oven for 5 minutes.

SPECIAL SAUCE:

1/2 c. mayonnaise
1 tbsp. chili sauce
2 tbsp. sweet pickle relish
1 tsp. sugar

banana cake

>>5
Fuck yes

I have some
bananas and peanuts One cup of sugar 2 cups of flour cup of milk and some frosting
First add the flour into a bowl of water stirr for least 2 mins, next add the cup of milk into the bowl after that add the sugar and after that cut some bananas and peanuts stirr it in there as well then put it in the oven. And your done :d

sooo, I heard ya'll like mudkips

I prefer carrot cake. I find this recipe acceptable:
Carrot cake with cream cheese


Serving size: Serves 8
Cooking time: More than 1 hour

INGREDIENTS

1 cup caster sugar
3 eggs
2 cups finely grated carrot
1-1/3 cups plain flour
¾ cup vegetable oil
½ cup chopped walnuts
1½ teaspoons baking powder
1¼ teaspoons bicarbonate of soda
1¼ teaspoons ground cinnamon
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
orange wedges to serve

cream cheese frosting
80g cream cheese, softened
60g butter, softened
¾ cup icing-sugar mixture
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1/3 cup finely chopped walnuts


1. Preheat oven to moderately slow (160°C). Grease a 22cm-round cake pan and line base and side with baking paper.
2. Beat sugar and eggs in a small bowl with an electric mixer until pale and thick. Stir in remaining ingredients. Pour mixture into prepared pan.
3. Bake for about 1 hour or until cooked when tested. Stand cake in pan for 5 minutes. Turn onto a wire rack to cool.
4. Cream cheese frosting. Beat cream cheese, butter, icing sugar and vanilla in a small bowl with an electric mixer until smooth and fluffy.
5. Spread Frosting over top of cake. Sprinkle with walnuts. Serve cake with orange wedges.

You'll need about 2 large carrots for this recipe.

>>8
Nu.