steal loaf of bread to feed starving family?

NO!  a pizza would be better because a starving family needs more than empty carbohydrates

yeah. and if u dont got a starving family, steal it anyway. steal several loafs of bread. tear it up, stick some in your mouth, throw the rest randomly on the ground. prowl around small shops in the early hours of the morning waiting for the crates of bread to be left in front  of the store then take them all! take them, and tear them, and leave the remains in the gutter.

Nah, I'd probably just eat the bread and pizza in front of the starving family. If I couldn't finish it all I'd just throw it down the drain right in front of them.

I'd do it for the lulz.

lol so would i