Who has eaten while having sex?

Who has? It's awesome.

u must b fat

Not really, but it's very rewarding.

imma virgin :blushes:

I just did it again tonight! Hmmm....

anon is a fat lard

I eat her arm

i ate pussy

>>6
At least I get pussy.

i wish i got pussy....instead i get bologna sandwiches...the only vagina alternative!

>>1
I had sex with my aunt yesterday, yes, I know it's shocking, it just happened, my aunt is 52 by the way, I'm 12, we were just sitting there and then suddenly I asked if I could touch her breasts, she told me I could and I touched her breast, then suddenly she asked me to pull her pants off and I did, then we took all of our clothes on and we started having sex, then when I almost came my uncle came in and was all like "Oh, my, god! What are you doing!?" and my Aunt said "It's okay, I had Reeses for breakfast!" and my uncle replied in "What?! CANDY FOR BREAKFAST!?" and I got an orgasm just thinking about it, then my Aunt replied "NOT CANDY, REESES PUFF CERIAL!" and then my uncle's head asploded and we continued making love.

REESES HUH? Fuck I only has rice crispies

i be eating them skittles you

bitches for breakfast!!!!!!!

Dude... Amazing fucking story dude. That was sooooooooooo funny.

No. But one time I masturbated while eating cake because I had too much left over after no one turned up to my birthday party.

>>11
lol

does eating cum count? *slurp*

I had a Chelsea Bun shortly before wanking in the attic. Does that count?

>>11
GTFO SHOTABAIT

>>11
but were you having sex at breakfast?

no, but i've eaten while masturbating, if that counts. actually, it's kind of weird. i had to stop. i couldn't handle it.

>>11

yum... thats some gooood copypasta

>>1
does licking honey off her boobs count as eating?

i prefer to lick boobs off my honey

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>>11
underage b&

I used to do this with a fat bitch I dated for a while.. it was somewhat extatic feeding her cum-coated pizza etc... i suggest u try it.

Once when i wake up and my mome (wich is quite attractive) came into the room with my breakfast, it was my birthday, and as i normally dont get alot of visittors,my mome always make this wonderfull breakfast...right anyway, she came in looking moore stunningly then ever and she sat down on the bed and we looked at eachother..i took up a sandwich and started eating then she started eating to from the other side..i was shoocked, but at the same time in a kind of horny, we eat towards eachother and suddenly our lips meet. it was the most wonderfull thing i have ever experienced, hot lips against my own crocky ones. she took her hands downstairs and starting jacking off with me as i started licking her gently in her ear and nose. then she started blowing me and i came at once and spermd all over her face, i couldent stop myself, i started peeing at her aswell..my mome told me to stop but i was to emotionally involved so i peed in her face and she started yelling, i couldent take to hear her beautifull voice in such anger so i took my breakfast plate and smashed it into her head and keept peeing on her, she was half conscious i sat up and started to crap on her breast she was now crying. so i punched her again and tied her up. then i took my penis and stroke it around her now brown nipples, whirwling around in the shit when i decided to goal her. i stabbed it so fast into her that her vagina cracked open and pee and shit where everywhere, i was so exited so i ran straight to my computer and wrote this, i am no longer a vergin guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TNX MOME, HAPPY 90 YEAR OLD BIRTHDAY NEXT WEEKEND

Daniel, Norway.

i have this realy big problem. i always get hungry when im having sex so i actually got a refrigerator in my bedroom. i fill it up so its full all the time, because i dont know how long an act is gonna take. i really wanna ask you men if you feel bad if the woman reaches her hand out to the refrigerator and grabs a "snack" while youre onto it? i mean, i might faint if i dont get something to eat. im turning yellowish, despite im not an asian girl and im only 312pounds. i think i should be allowed to eat while having sex, but many guys just stare at me and some even leaves. its really frustrating and im wondering if i should see a doctor or something. its kinda ruining my sexlife and id like to sleep with a lot more men. please respond to my post, its hard for me to say this.

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I have sex with animals then eat them. Does that count? If you have good recipes/ positions email me @ kmurdock@mohawk.mtrsd.k12.ma.us

Kathy: Way to invent a new paraphilia.

>>31
keep a harpoon on your headboard, so the guy can keep you in line

in after 4channer never have sex

>>1
sex with your hand don't count!

Kathy - there's a cornucopia of recipes, if you ever decide to molest children then cook them, in an essay by Jonathan Swift, "A Modest Proposal."

look it up, I'm too lazy to do a link.

I'm also too lazy to get laid.

So I have my dog blow me.

Did you know they eat dogs in China?

While they're having sex?

Instead, I have my Chinese food sex me while I'm eating twinkies.

Seems like you're not able to taste as much after an orgasm, or when you're close to one... but maybe it's just tiredness, or your mind not focusing on the food properly.

i ate teh fish

>>36
After a 4channer has sex, what BBS do they go to?

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I drank some coke, and two a few bites out of out of a Burger during some hot gay buttsecks.

>>42
and its Toast.