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I just ordered a pizza

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 21:07 ID:FkX9wF8g

Should I become a hero ?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-08 21:30 ID:EBFiPCob

The pizza man is a diety

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-11 0:00 ID:ryVn9V8J

pizza topping is made from old people that died in nursing homes.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-11 3:16 ID:ok1VCrk/

LIES!  It's actually made of snake skin and old people that died in nursing homes.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-11 7:55 ID:jvBjecVk

man i used do pizza delivery for a while and there was never a hot chick who dragged me in for teh sechs, or any chicks at all
it was all half naked fatasses
much like i expect the users of this board to be

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-11 22:52 ID:JLkvoJD9

>>5
That makes me a sad panda.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-13 3:48 ID:9Fj0GpAj

Wow! Good story! But I think you forgot the part where your a fucking idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-20 21:46 ID:Iz1XRPww

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of four.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-21 10:39 ID:nvAFkzPY

you wasted your money, making your own pizza is like 1/8th the cost

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-21 10:40 ID:nvAFkzPY

>>8
I don't get it. How much does his wife weigh?

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-22 2:40 ID:MymUZCfh

>>5
When I first read your post, my thoughts were that you were in fact not human, but a chimpanzee that
had somehow managed to escape from the animal nuthouse. Upon closer inspection, I came to realize
the horrible truth. You are without exception the most pitiful and woeful example of mankind that
ever existed. You are the one who puts the 'Homo' in 'Homo sapien'. I am at a loss for words
powerful enough to describe your pathetically sub-par intellect and nealithic communication
skills, so instead you have forced me to rape and murder several small towns just to block out
the extensive amounts of trauma caused by reading your post. I can only hope that this thread
does not fall into the hands of more innocent victims, and one day, you will commit suicide in
such an horrific manner that it manages to cure some of the readers' trauma.

Name: Anonymous 2007-06-23 22:12 ID:Heaven

>>7
>Wow! Good story! But I think you forgot the part where your a fucking idiot.
>your a fucking idiot.
>your

Haha, oh wow.

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