Name: Anonymous 2007-06-04 19:59 ID:/Stdw7Cq
About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to shit into the frying pan, using my shit in place of little extra chocolate I usually put in the pan when I'm making cake.
I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.
Last night, however, while in the process leading up to baking cakes for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbour's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbour's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to shit and decided to encorporate it into my cooking again in secret.
My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavour for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different chocolate, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my feces. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.
I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.
I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.
Last night, however, while in the process leading up to baking cakes for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbour's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbour's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to shit and decided to encorporate it into my cooking again in secret.
My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavour for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different chocolate, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my feces. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.
I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.