What would you rather eat?

1.George Bush's Penis
2.Your Mum's Pubic Hair and wet pussy
3.Sean Connery's foot which he wiped him arse with
4.Your Dad's hairy arse (and the intestines) which had been fucked by your dog

As much as I hate to say it, George Bush's Penis.  (Hopefully) no secretions, pubes, or fecal matter with that option. And of course I'd chop it up into several little pieces, wash and cook it thoroughly, and slather it with sauces and spices before eating it.

You.

id rather eat cyanide.

But >>4 you are stuck with the only option of 1-4

4

I DONT HAVE A A DOG

SO THIS MAKES THE WHOLE OPTION VOID
LOSAR

easy, your mom's pubic hair and wet pussy