So yesterday I decided to be a lazy ass and go to Taco Bell instead of cooking something. BIG MISTAKE. Today, I woke up in horror to find that I was in a small pool of liquid feces, the result of eating low quality processed meat. My dog, who was currently sitting on my bed, seemed to love it. He was slowly but surely licking away at my shit-covered sheets, enjoying every bit of it, all the while making a big mess of himself. He then proceeded to hop off my bed and walked back to another room in the house. He left a disgusting trail along the way. I couldn't do anything about it; getting out of bed to pick up my dog would only make an even bigger mess. I had to think of something quick, for I had to go to work in a few hours. I didn't know what to do, so I just stripped all my clothing, left it on my bed, and ran to the bathroom to take a shower. It took quite a while to get the awful stench off my body. When I had finally finished, to my surprise, my dog had come back at least a few more times to feast upon my waste. He was covered in my brown butter from head to paw. No room was left untouched... The entire floor was coated in shit, in addition to many pieces of white furniture. Well, at least they WERE white. I decided to wash away my worries with a drink and went off to work. I'll clean it up later, I said to myself. It'll all work out okay. No one will no about this. Oh, how wrong I was. Apperantly, the scent was so god awful that my neighbors could smell it too, and they called in a sanitation crew who cleaned it all up. By this time, everyone in the neighborhood had heard of this. I was so embarassed. Ah, shit.
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Anonymous2006-12-28 22:43
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Anonymous2006-12-28 23:18
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Anonymous2006-12-30 21:12
a repetitive verse
busy electronic hat
a tight kick sound
a synth bass riff
synth tweaking
a highly synthetic sonority
subtle use of noise effects
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Anonymous2006-12-31 6:51
Yay for E-coli!!! w00t!
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Anonymous2007-01-01 20:07
I like Pachelbel, he did some good choons.
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Anonymous2007-01-02 1:33
Japanese are superior! US should have allied with them and kicked Chink & Soviet butt together until there be non left. Also with coupled effort of best US and Japanese scientist we could have developed all manner of nuclear and biological weapons before anyone else. Then we could have brought Germany to it's knees with nukes integrate it to our empire, stole their cool uniforms and make Swastika symbol of true freedom. Brits would be integrated to our empire with their noble elite executed. After all is done we should slave Africa, make our own empire into libertarian dictatorship and proclaim ourselves gods. Finally we should focus on making our superior white and Japanese races into immortal machine men, start conquering space, breed cat eared shota and loli sex slaves etc. It would have been most awesome and decadent nation ever. Superior to anything, even Ancient Romans and Greeks.
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Anonymous2007-01-03 1:02
sounds kinky
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Anonymous2007-01-10 18:37
I have never once had a problem with taco bell, ever.
if you compare the mcdonalds meat to taco bells, taco bells would blow it away in quality, taste, and quantity. also, taco bell is cheaper. last time i went to taco bell and ordered my tacos.... i noticed the lettuce was COLD (not slightly cool) and the meat was hot. this has never happened at any other fast food place. also, i heard taco bell was the cleanest major fast food chain, named by some health inspectors.
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Anonymous2007-01-15 21:35
i love the taco bell/kfc combination. I order the 3 taco meal and some buffalo snackers droooool
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Anonymous2007-01-16 12:25
Only weak people can't handle that kind of food.
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Anonymous2007-01-16 12:39
FUCK! I'M SO GOING TO TACO BELL AND BUY ALOAD OF FOOD THERE TOMORROW! THANK YOU A LOT, YOU DOOMED SANGNIGGERS!
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Anonymous2007-01-16 22:21
>>9
yeah, but cleanliness varies a lot from location to location with fast food chains. for example, one store in north dakota was shut down because they found traces of feces in the meat.
>>11
truth, testing the immune system with food like taco bell strengthens it. people who are overly clean are frail bitches who will die young.
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Anonymous2007-01-17 16:26
taco bell is cheap and tastes OK, but will give me a stomach ache. I stick to subway for my "fast food".
I really enjoy eating at Taco Bell because of their cheap as hell 79 cent crunch tacos.
Do you know how much of a saving grace those things are when you're broke?
They've kept me alive quite a few times.
I can say... Taco Bell has saved my live...
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Anonymous2007-02-23 3:34 ID:AOX503s0
I really enjoy "eating" at Mama Jones's because of her cheap as hell 79 cent crunchy vagina.
Do you know how much of a saving grace that thing is when you're broke and horny?
They've kept me sexually alive quite a few times.
I can say... That fat black bitch has saved my live...
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Anonymous2007-02-23 14:54 ID:GYt0BU00
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Anonymous2007-02-28 9:07 ID:7971O36r
Send your dog to become Taco Bell meat. Problem solved.
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Anonymous2007-03-06 13:38 ID:BTXdXtZL
YO QUIERO TACO BELL.
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Anonymous2007-03-11 0:04 ID:98Ok47ng
maybe you should stop getting reamed in the ass so it doesn't leak
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Anonymous2007-03-12 8:52 ID:/BuPCCRn
The /b/tards are fat, ugly, stinky, ignorant, unproductive, obsessed with Japan, atheist, wear glasses, and have long hair. Except some skinny /b/tards who are incapable of gaining muscle or weight and one poke will break their fragile weak bones.
I'm a vegetarian so i don't eat the meat at taco bell. Based on what i remember of it, the meat is kind of gross. But really when it comes down to it, some ppl can stomach taco bell fine and some will get sick every time they go.
Dude... Taco Bell is only good if you're high as a kite.
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Anonymous2007-07-07 8:27 ID:5UvL067S
Having a weak immune system isn't something to brag about.
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Anonymous2007-07-07 22:42 ID:oiAab0EV
>>9
Taco Bell has never given me problems either, and everything you say is true, although the worst is stepping into the store, ordering the food, and stepping out smelling like the store.
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Anonymous2007-07-27 4:18 ID:2YGXbVKA
>>1
maybe you got round worms. my dog got round worms and shit all over everything. it was the worst shit puddles i have ever personally cleaned. taco bell is just another corperate cheap food wasteland, but you could have gotten the shits anywhere.