Name: Anonymous 2006-07-29 16:45
hey yo! chef dick has finally gone cyber. love it or don't... makes no difference to me. http://www.myspace.com/chefdick
about me, well i am an advocate of the danger zone- the temperature range between 40 and 140 degrees where food bourne illness lies. i became an evil rapping chef quite a while ago. sick of people sending back steaks and complaining about too much parsley garnish. managers down my throat. living paycheck to paycheck. what duh hell kinda life is that, you know? one day i just snapped, decided to rub the steak on an inappropriate place of my body and sat back and watched what happened. watched them puke, then punched out my boss and that's when i hopped the gravy train to the wrong side of the tracks.
i have since grown a beard that is filled with ticks and have contracted a number of STD's. as well, i get my kicks are poisoning people, molesting them and taking their money.
also i enjoy touchin' time. that's when you don't want to be touched but i go ahead anyways.
other hobbies: watching people sleep, dumpster diving, rap battles, watching meat coagulate, cybering, touchin' myself inappropriately. please listen to my jams. they are of great social and political importance.... i like when you try to type the word importance and have to try your damndest not to type the word impotence... which i'm not. i swear.
about me, well i am an advocate of the danger zone- the temperature range between 40 and 140 degrees where food bourne illness lies. i became an evil rapping chef quite a while ago. sick of people sending back steaks and complaining about too much parsley garnish. managers down my throat. living paycheck to paycheck. what duh hell kinda life is that, you know? one day i just snapped, decided to rub the steak on an inappropriate place of my body and sat back and watched what happened. watched them puke, then punched out my boss and that's when i hopped the gravy train to the wrong side of the tracks.
i have since grown a beard that is filled with ticks and have contracted a number of STD's. as well, i get my kicks are poisoning people, molesting them and taking their money.
also i enjoy touchin' time. that's when you don't want to be touched but i go ahead anyways.
other hobbies: watching people sleep, dumpster diving, rap battles, watching meat coagulate, cybering, touchin' myself inappropriately. please listen to my jams. they are of great social and political importance.... i like when you try to type the word importance and have to try your damndest not to type the word impotence... which i'm not. i swear.