Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?
About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.
I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.
Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbour's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbour's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to encorporate it into my cooking again in secret.
My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavour for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.
I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.
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Anonymous2006-07-11 14:17
You are a truly a god among men.
I shall think of you the next time I give a guy a blowjob.
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Anonymous2006-07-11 18:21
>>2
Please save it and feed it to him in the mannor stated in >>1
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Anonymous2006-07-15 12:42
isn't that cannibalism ?....i guess blowjob is cannibalism as well
HELLO I AM PROUD TO ADMIT I GET BONERS FROM LITTLE KIDS
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Anonymous2006-07-17 8:56
You win sir.
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Anonymous2006-07-18 3:07
of course she noticed it, she's been sucking cock all her life.
Anyway, as long as you saw the neighbor girl's tight young ass/clit it's ok.
How the hell did you get your dick ABOVE the pan though? and keep it from splashing out, AND not burn yourself.
I call fake.
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Anonymous2006-07-18 7:53
Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own feces?
About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to poop into the frying pan, using my feces in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.
I didn't notice much difference in flavour when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.
Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbour's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbour's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to shit and decided to encorporate it into my cooking again in secret.
My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavour for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my ass butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.
I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.
I simply plotted the trajectory at which I would ejaculate, tested the wind (the window was open, it was a hot day), and fired away. Apparently I'm very good at estimation and have fairly good penis-eye coordination.
Actually I've got quite a nice little story about cooking with cum.
I was hanging out at the apartment and my roommate had to leave for class. His girlfriend, however, didn't have anywhere to go, so she stayed. It was getting pretty close to noon and I said I'd cook up some bacon and eggs. Anyway, she goes back to her b/f's room to play on his computer, leaving me all alone in the kitchen, with nothing but thoughts of making her taste my cum. So, I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say this cab was rare but I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
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Anonymous2006-08-06 0:48
you are repulsive, op.
i hope you burn painfully in culinary hell.
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Anonymous2006-08-18 11:38
You masturbated into a pan full of what you were cooking for your mother?
I'd only masturbate into a cooking pan if it was only me eating it.
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Anonymous2006-08-19 7:37
I have a fear that people jerk off into every meal I let others cook for me.
How do I check for semen?
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Anonymous2006-08-19 7:38
>>15
Unanse a mi comunidad de hackeo si me pagan lo suficiente les dare acceso a un area privada de hacks ;') http://forum.curse-x.com/
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Anonymous2006-08-20 12:26
>>15
That's an irrational fear unless you've done something to do deserve that. If you have done something to deserve cum sauce, you should do all your own cooking.
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Anonymous2006-08-20 15:27
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theres a movie where this korean dude cooks his jizz... it was korean or something
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Anonymous2006-08-26 3:08
>>21
Korean? Are you sure it wasn't a dog or cat? Or maybe he was performing a kekekekekeke zerg rush?
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Anonymous2006-08-26 3:47
yes it was a korean movie. it's called sex is zero.
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Anonymous2006-08-27 0:03
theres a french movie where some guy spooges into pasta and serves it to a girl.
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Khorne Berzerker2006-08-27 0:41
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There's nothing wrong about cooking with somen. I think that's what the OP meant.
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ek2006-08-27 21:05
You should be on FoodNetwork. I'm sure they'd accept you with open arms. :]
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Anonymous2006-08-28 1:55
That douche from the Ham on the Street show would probably do that. "Hey, do you want to play guess the secret ingredient?!"
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Anonymous2006-10-20 20:18
o plz, semen is delicious. i can't get enough of my boyfriends drippling cock juice.
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Anonymous2006-10-22 0:55
>>26
i forgot but it's an english name. dated from early 2000s or so. it's pretty much like american pie, a dumb movie
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Anonymous2007-04-29 18:11 ID:J8YAyRPP
i once came in my spagetti. then i ate it. actually i masturbated with it, then came in it, then ate it. ftw.
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Anonymous2007-05-02 19:03 ID:nTdlNHNG
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Anonymous2007-05-17 23:08 ID:pMynotj9
I've done that, but I used it as a BBQ sauce for my T-bone steak. And it wasn't a little girl swimming, it was a little girl I had naked on my table and was burning her hair as a candle. What?