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Mcdonald is best!

Name: IT. 2006-03-17 2:42

This is very nice...i like cheesebuger,french fries,  and drinks,,, cora is best...  how about you??

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-17 3:23

This begs the question, How many McDonalds hamburgers could you eat in 1 sitting. I say No more than 12.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-18 16:45

Mmmm... pie. And kora, kora is nice, but you can get it anywhere.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-18 20:59

McDonald is disgusting (my oppinion)

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-19 1:45

what the heck is kora? some kind of fish?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-19 3:23

kora?
an interesting note is that mcdonald offers a slightly different burger everywhere in the world. e.g. australia has "mcOs"~ uk has cheese burger with bacon or some other funky stuff. mcdonalds in taiwan sells rice.... yes rice...

i love mcdonalds.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-19 4:18

European McDonalds actually uses REAL MEAT. I hate to say it, but the McDonalds burgers there were fucking DELICIOUS.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-19 4:19

FUCK MCDONALS

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-19 4:36

I think Kora is cola. And in America, you're best off getting Wendy's.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-19 4:38

I think Japan's McDonalds have Teriyaki burgers, at least that's what I've heard.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-19 4:51

No, you cant fuck anybody.    i love that. but if i have used it,every,day,my body and spirit are will be suck.  and my dick......not fine...too   i cant make a girl friend.  so, i gotta eat greens neatly  eyery time....

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-19 7:39 (sage)

>>7
orz

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-19 21:03

>>11

WTF? i think what you wanan say is "i love mcdonalds"

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-19 23:25

will you ride the mc thriller? it is a buss ride at Mac Donalds, you go in it and it bobs up and down and tips left and right and it has a tv screen on the inside to show a picture of a rollar coaster so you can pretend you are riding a rollar coaster cause you got TOO FAT from eating mac donalds so you can't ride a real rollar coaster but you have this instead

http://www.hollywoodusa.co.uk/DayTrips/anaheim.htm

scroll down to the bottom

McThriller simulates the thrill of a roller coaster ride, jet fighter flight or a downhill ski run.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-20 3:45

>>11  NOT FUNNY.......

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-20 5:10

McThriller FTW

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-20 10:28

I can't get enough of the mc griddle with everything breakfast sandwich.Fuck is that ever addictive.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-20 23:17

Honestly how the fuck can anyone eat at mac donalds? Especially shit like >>17 mc griddle. I have the misfortune of bitting into one of those once. The outside bread is like soaked in maple syrup then dried then deep friend and the inside is like all deep friend eggs and bacon and some other shit. How the fuck can you eat that shit and still be living huh?

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-20 23:33

>>18
Different strokes for different folks.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-21 15:18

Do you have Twister Fries?!

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-21 15:53

>>7


Funny I thaught the burgers in america where just a nice. Despite that hair, comdom, Screw, Mexican imagrent (sp) in there. Just fine :)

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-21 17:35

>>21
lol what

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-23 17:44

>>18
I work at a McDonalds. All I can say to you is rock on.
>>21
I work at a McDonalds. All I can say to you is, yes, all the grill workers are mexican. The other employees in the store hate them too. You ever order something special, like no pickles, and have it come to you regular? Yeah, the cashier rang it up right, but the grill worker, who doesn't speak english, didn't know what "no pickle" meant so they made it regular anyways. But go ahead. Yell at the cashier. They may not have had controll of what went into your food, but they controll what goes into your drink cup! Mwahahahaha! Bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-24 18:59

>>10
They also have fish McNuggets and wasabi dipping sauce.

>>18
While I have to agree that the McGriddle is the work of the devil, one can't forget the vile creation known as the McRib sandwich.

>>21
One of the most important lessons you'll ever learn in life is to never fuck with the people who serve you your food.

Watch Supersize Me, scariest movie ever.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-25 0:24

>>23.So please,tell me the truth.I have always wondered.Is Mickey D's a sanitary place to get food,have you ever seen anyone really give a fuck and drop bread on the floor,then use it anyway,spit in food or drink or any other nasty shit. If so please say.All jokes aside please.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-25 1:20

DISGUSTING

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-25 7:00

McRib!

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-25 8:43

>>24

McRib was the only reason to go into a McDonalds!  McRib Jr for $1!

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-26 12:46

I don't like fast food in general.  I don't think McD's is any better or any worse than any other fast food chain.

Name: I AM JAPANESE 2006-03-28 1:02

Mc is not bad for me. and sometimes,i use it...   my best is mc,chicken.  have you ever eaten it?   this is awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-28 9:35

Their french fries are great.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-28 16:09

SUPA SIZU ME!

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-28 22:38

>>30

McChicken is good, even if it made up of chicken brains and shit.

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-29 11:53

>>25
This would vary from store to store.
Honestly I have never seen the intentional sabotoge of food (spitting, pissing etc) at my store. When something drops we always throw it way. We are required to wash hands at 1 hour intervals, and when in and after returning from the rest room(twice) and our managers watch us the second time we wash at the employee sing in the back.
The problems we have at our store involves:
1)leaving frys out to long. (we are very small and have few customers, sometimes we would have to throw way whole untouched baskets of frys if we did not leave them more then the 8 minutes. This doesn't make them unsafe to eat but after a few minutes they do get soggy.
2)Pulling fry products early (no more than 30 seconds) The products are not cold when we do this but they may not have reaced correct internal tempreture.
3)Employees eating food. This is not so much a health thing, because we eat by the back sink, but it means someone (who has washed their hands every hour they've been working) may have touched your nuggets with thier bare fingers.

Most fast food restaurants have insane saftey messures against things going wrong. The kitchens are almost always mostly visable to the customer (completely to the manager) we wear gloves, we must have our hair tied, we check internal temps of food 5 times a day. (just before each meal rush at opening and changing from breakfast) and everything has a timer for how long it cooks and how long it stays in the heater.
If someone is complete bastard to us, we WILL talk about them once their gone. We may give them a sandwich with tomatoe on it if the ordered no tomatoe. If the person uses some kind of racial/sexual slur against us we (at McD's at least) are alowed to refuse to serve them. (have or manager do it, or if the manager decides to ask them to leave) But the behavior that you talk about, (spiting etc) is INCREDABLY rare I think, you would REALLY have to deserve it.
All and all I'd say it's as safe as letting a freind cook for you. (maybe safer cause they say most people who cook at home only wash their hands if someone else is there watching)

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-29 12:06

I don't see hair nets or gloves at most McDonalds...

Name: Anonymous 2006-03-30 16:26

>>35
The people in the grill are required to wear plastic gloves (if they aren't you can complain, and most don't wear hairnets but are required to tie their hair.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-04 22:23

better to bleach your hands than wear gloves. Some cook can stick a gloved finger up the ass or pussy just as easily- maybe easier if there is crisco nearby. the problem with Mac is the horrific calories. they also need to fire all mexicans.hairnets? usually not required, but beware that all mexicans have head lice and many have hepatitis and TB. bon apatite

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-06 20:04

they also use the natural oils from blacks' faces and hairs, giving that especial flavour.

mcy d's was good in the 80's....

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-06 20:19

>>Some cook can stick a gloved finger up the ass

quoted for truth i've seen it happen on a documentary "Inside McDonalds" There was a competition int he kitchens to see who could put as many cooked McDonalds chicken nuggets up their ass. The winner had twenty cooked McDonalds chicken nuggets in his ass and then shit them out all over the grill and into those cardboard boxes that the other staff members were holding out for him and then he put McDonalds French Fries up his urethra.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-06 20:20

I knew they tasted funny.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-06 21:25

>>39
It happens all the time in California.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-21 11:24

ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS! ROCK AND ROLL MCDONALDS! SUPER SIZE ME!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-21 14:52

mcburger makes my heart feel funny

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 1:13

I notice the smaller burgers taste better than the bigger burgers.

I find a few plain 'ol Cheeseburgers are better than a Double Quarter Pounder or a Big Mac. McDonald's meat is pretty plain. So more meat isn't necessarily better `~`

Oh, and the fucking orange drink is so good.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 12:32

Hashbrowns. >.< I would like to order 50 hash browns and eat them all day. With honey mustard, chipottle, or plain, or put them in the breakfast sandwich.
The best burger you can get at Mcd's is a double cheeseburger or regular cheese burger, add lettuce and tomato (this costs about 45cents more) and extra pickles and onions (which are free). None of those big-assed burgers are worth the extra cost. But if you want chicken you have to get one of the bigger ones.

Name: Anonymous 2006-04-23 13:10

>>39
the person who had the least in his ass had to eat it all.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-02 1:19

khlav kalash is made of WIN and WIN.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-04 20:13

Poop.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-05 18:32

Kimchi burger in Korea was shit!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-06 15:43

>>49
Everything in corea is shit.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-08 17:39 (sage)

This begs the question, How many McDonalds hamburgers could you eat in 1 shitting. I say No more than 12.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-12 2:28

>>39
I'm thinkin arby's

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-12 17:00

KFC rules supreme, bitch.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-22 0:02

>>53
Korean Fried Cat

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-26 15:31

>>53
KFC's for niggers.  Their food tastes like ass.  Try Popeye's.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-26 18:19

Kentucky Fried Chocobo
      The food of happiness

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-26 18:22

I prefer a nice medium-rare Chateaubriand steak and a good red wine to go with it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-26 18:57

NO!  You must suffer obesity and heart failure like the rest of us!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-26 23:14

Oh alright then

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-29 0:27

>>55
  popeyes's chips taste awesome, the round one  :)

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 0:24

>>57
let me join you in that because you cant eat it by yourself you greedy nigger

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 1:28

happy meal ftw.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 20:14

I love mcdonalds.

OH SHI-

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-02 14:22

though not an employee of mcdonalds i work on equipment in mcdonalds stores in 4 states and i see what goes on there. MUAHAHAHAHA KEEP EATING MCDONALDS EVERYBODY MUAHAHAHAH YES EAT UP MUAHAHAHA trans fat-roaches-food on floor back into fryer-assembly line-no soap for handsink and much more. these are a few reasons why mcdonalds is so delicious eh?

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 1:30

>>64

we all know it happens, but we dont care. were aware of the fact tht the meat we eat isnt meat, too.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-08 5:50

i prefer kfc

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-09 8:18

like if my burger gets dropped on the floor cook it for an extra 3 minutes and then its ok so u can stfu with ur MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MUAHAHAHAHAHA MUAHAHAHAHAH omg peoples unwashed hands?!!?! OMG!!! NEDM!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 14:50

McDonalds gives me diarrhea

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-13 1:04

>>39
hahahaahaha

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-14 23:52

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-16 4:08

>>62
truth

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-17 8:02

Ronald McDonald is God.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-18 5:38

GRIMACE

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-02 3:04

Chuck Norris is the mastermind behind McDonalds

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-02 3:39 (sage)

>>74
Chuck Norris jokes are lame now.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-02 20:13

thats why i love to tell those stupid jokes, everybody has the time to reply ;D

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-02 20:14

carls jr is bezt

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-04 20:20

>>77
agreed
for an extra 1.89 you can get a THIRD angus patty on your double 6 dollar burger... ITS FUCKING OWN

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-05 18:18

I ate nothing by MD for 1 week.

I stopped peeing o_o I found it HARD as hell to get any pee out even when I needed to go! Took 2 weeks of salads and healthy crap to get me back in working order.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-05 20:03

It takes 80 minutes to burn off a big mac. Doing a few crunches aint gunna cut it folks lol

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-05 20:07

Enjoy your fat fatties.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-08 14:24

>>9
kudos

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-09 15:13

fixing thread

Name: Anonymous 2007-10-24 18:15

Ronald MacDonald birthed a putrid brown demon onto Grimmace's back while enjoying a bigmac.

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