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2 suprisingly delicious sandwiches.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-06 21:54

Tuna sandwich. Cheese and onion toasti. They don't sound very appetising, but they are.

The tuna sandwich is far superior to the mayonaisse cat vomit most people make. It is tuna from the tin, with a large splash of malt vinegar, a lot of hot sauce and the juice of half a fresh lemon. Mix it up with a fork and eat some to taste. A tin should provide enough mix for 2 or 3 sandwiches. Drain the excess juices with a fork and spread on your sandwich. It is awesome, it is a spicy tangy sandwich of awesomeness.

The cheese and onion toasti tastes nothing like the synthetic taste you get in crisps (which i hate because they are like 25 grams of fried potato), everyone has chomped on a little bit of freshly cut onion. It has that vegetably starchy fresh taste aswell as the strength and sweetness that characterizes the onion. A quickly grilled onion removes the eye waterring strength and some melted cheddar, lancashire or mozarella give the sandwich an almost meaty finnish.

Toast the bread slightly first.
Melt some cheese, then push the frehsly cut onion into the cheese and grill for about 40 seconds to a minute. Swueeze the meltedcheese and frehs onion on 2 sides of bread together to create the sandwich. Let it cool slightly so it doesn't drip and you have yourseld an awesome stable sandwhich to take to work.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-20 5:22

The anonymous collective vouches wholeheartedly for the tuna - it's fucking tasty. Haven't tried the cheese and onion yet.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-20 15:43

>>2
yep yep ^__^

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-23 18:46

this sandwich rules

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-23 20:36

The cheese and onion toasti is damn nice.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-24 21:02

Just a tip, if you are using cheddar on your cheese sandwich, eat it whilst the cheese is still melted or it will taste funny. Use mozarella or a crumbly milky cheese if you want to take it to work.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-29 0:11

It is delicious sandwich.

Name: Anonymous 2005-12-31 21:27

IT IS DELICIOUS SANDWICH
I MUST EAT IT!

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-12 18:31

I'm sorry, but tuna and vinegar? Keep your douche sandwiches to yourself.

Best sandwich you can only eat once a decade:
piece of french toast (made without flour, sugar, or milk)
ground hot sausage
slice of velveeta
two slices of bacon
one fried egg, over easy
piece of french toast
ground hot sausage
slice of velveeta
two slices of bacon
one fried egg, over easy
piece of french toast

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-12 18:45

>The tuna sandwich is far superior to the mayonaisse cat vomit most people make

I just happen to like that cat vomit. :>

It tastes really good when you put it on a tortilla with some hot sauce.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-12 18:52

Also, you don't use mayonnaise (there are two N's in it, team) in tuna sammiches, you use MIRACLE WHIP or ALTERNATE BRAND TANGY SALAD DRESSING/SANDWICH SPREAD.

Mayonnaise is like, semen and egg whites.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-13 0:26

Hay guyz ever had peanut butter and jelly?

its yummyz

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-13 21:29

>>12

Peanut Butter and BANANAS. I'm such a rebel.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-14 1:25

>>13
die

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-14 18:55

Peanut butter and mustard

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-15 1:29

>>15

You're bad enough to save the president.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-15 2:30

>>9
 y helo thar diabetes sandwich

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-16 19:00

>>17
Retard, you don't get diabetes from a high fat diet.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-18 18:21

>>1

I substituted the vinegar for this kickass marinade I found in the spic section of my supermarket, it's called Mojo (lol)

It's got citruses and vinegars and spices and is tasty.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-27 16:17

Bump for deliciousness.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-27 16:22

>>9
Normally I wouldn't expose the fact that I've bumped my own thread, but I feel teh need to reply to this.
Tuna and vinegar go well together.
Jam and cheese don't sound like they go together aswell, but they do aswell. I guess you just have to trust me on this, or just use hot sauce and lemon.

Your sandwich on the other hand is beyond reason, it sounds too crazy.

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-28 1:32

>>18

uh... yes you do.  Obese people are the ones that get type 2 diabetes. What? you thought it was from eating skittles?

Name: Anonymous 2006-01-29 3:13

>>22
they don't exercise and eat right

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