Jones Thanksgiving Holiday Soda Pack

I'm tempted to try them this year. Brussel sprouts with prosciutto? I'll probably skip that. The cranberry sauce soda sounds good, though.

No. For the love of all that is holy do not try them! Buy them and show them off to your friends and family, let them drink them - but do not allow a single drop of those vile concoctions into your mouth. D: