personally, i like to shove cupcakes with frosting up my butt. after i'm done, i wipe the cream from my crack. whenever i take a shit afterwards, i see a shitstick in the toilet that's half brown and half bright yellow and white. i once even used the rainbow-speckled cupcakes, and i'm sure you know how that turned out.
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Anonymous2005-11-18 17:11
spinaceous spinach
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Anonymous2005-11-19 20:30
jalapenos
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Anonymous2005-11-19 21:04
i like to shove habanero peppers up there. it burns like hell but it gets me off!
As was demonstrated by Eric Cartman, if you shove food up your butt you poo out your mouth. Therefore, would it not be logical that when you shove poo up your butt, food comes out of your mouth?
GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE SOLVED WORLD HUNGER! SHOVE POO UP YOUR BUTT!
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Anonymous2005-11-23 16:48
>>4
Ahhh, a fellow practitioner of the noble art of figging!
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Anonymous2005-12-08 8:43
i like to shove fig newtons up there. when i take a crap, my shit smells a bit fruity.
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Anonymous2005-12-10 3:06
I occasionally slip a few things up there when i am at a resturant. This one time i shoved a cork from a $30 bottle of win up there. No one noticed.