Eating Insects

I read in the newspaper yesterday you can eat insects with the color brown beige or white, all else is poisonus.
And insects are supposed to be filled vitamins and les calories.
Seems great. The French guys are loving it!

ACTUALLY you shouldn't eat anything besides the following:
Crickets/Grasshoppers
Ants/Termites
Worms
June Beetles/Roaches
All else is either poisonous, or really really horrible tasting.
Trust me, I know. The horrible tasting, at least.
Besides, those things won't bite you... besides the ants.
And a pound of crickets has more protien than a pound of beef.

The French guys are loving it!
Those fuckers eat anything.

Do Grasshoppers really taste good? There's tons around here. How would you prepare it?

I heard grasshoppers tasted great but heres my opinion on eating insects, "Only if im in the woods and I dont have materials to make a bow and arrows to kill evil animals of doom so that I may eat them and gain there knowledge of the landscape by soal binding and finding my way home." Ok I went alittle overbourd, in Other words not unless Im going to die if I dont eat.

I used to eat ants when I was a kid. They don't taste like nuch of anything, but if they bite your tongue you get a slightly spicy flavor.

>>4

They're not steak or anything, but not bad.  Just grab one by it's hind legs and munch.

What happens if the legs stick in to your tongue?

I won't trust bugs. I don't know where they've been.

>>2

I ate some funny tasting ants when I was a kid.  I suspect pesticides were involved.  Eww.

i dont want to toch the leggs

head lice are damn good eatin'

this thread makes me fucking shiver :(