Your tech stories

>I'm working at the shop.
>A hot blond comes in with her laptop.
>Just by looking at this, I knew she was living up to the blond stereotype.
>The entire fucking thing was warped.
>I asked her what happened to the poor thing.
>She told me that she was up late one night, studying when she spilled her water on it
and she didn't know how to dry a laptop, so she put it in the oven.
>Mother of God. I didn't know anyone could be so fucking stupid.
>When she took it out she saw what happened to it, and got too afraid to turn it on.
>She then asked if I could save any data from it.
>"Uh...well...I don't know. I'll try, but I'm not guaranteeing anything."
>I take it in the back, and turn it on.
>It worked fine.
>The cooked laptop worked perfectly fine.
>That bitch was extremely lucky.

Another story that I have. However this one is awesome.
>Working at the front desk as usual.
>An older man walks in with his desktop.
>I ask what is wrong with the desktop.
>He says the best thing ever.
>"Look computer man. I have been around a long time, and my tolerance to bullshit has gotten real low, so I am going to be completely straight forward with you, and I want you to give me a bullshit free answer. I want you to save my porn."
>So, I give him an answer.
>"Well, I would love save your porn, but that doesn't answer my question as to what's wrong with it."
>"Is there a place for me to show you?"
>"Yes, come right this way."
>I bring him into the back, and hook up the desktop.
>I find out he got virus, with a simple fix.
>All I had to do was create a new profile and copypasta all of his files from one folder to another.
>He thanked me.
>"Now for your payment my friend."
>He writes a check for $1000
>"Whoa whoa whoa sir! What I did was really easy, you don't have to pay me!"
>"Oh shut it, I have little time left on this Earth anyway. And there's more that I want to give you."
>He goes to his car and brings out 8 different bottles of liquor.
>"Here, now we can both have a fun time tonight."
>Best day ever.

10/10, my good sir.

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At the store where I worked.

A guy came very unhappy, selling the watercooling kit installed on his computer wasn't working at all.
After talking to get the problem, it turned out that the guy had throw his camp into a bin full of water. Might have confused the concept of watercooling with the on of waterproof.

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