The NOC

so who works in a network operations center AKA NOC.  I'm the NOC administrator where I work.  We like to find words or phrases that sound like noc and apply them to us.  for example:
DO YOU SMEEEEEELLL what the NOC is cooking??
NOC NOC NOCing on heaven's door.
and we're all going to get some sweet tats that say "NOC LIFE"

>>9
True at most places.  But where I work, even though we are called the "NOC", we're actually everything that's not helpdesk.  We work servers, network engineering, all that shit.