The NOC

so who works in a network operations center AKA NOC.  I'm the NOC administrator where I work.  We like to find words or phrases that sound like noc and apply them to us.  for example:
DO YOU SMEEEEEELLL what the NOC is cooking??
NOC NOC NOCing on heaven's door.
and we're all going to get some sweet tats that say "NOC LIFE"

As a Sysadmin we refer to your ilk as NOC monkeys.

Because all it takes is a money to page the Sysops when red lights start showing up at 3am. I mean it's not like you sorry fuckers actully *do* anything besides escalate issues and tickets.