how do i became computar literate?

On a serious note, how would I go about doing this? I'm not saying I'm a complete fucktard with computers, but I want to learn more than I already do. Lately, I've been wanting to get into programming again (before it didn't work out, because I didn't know anything about hardware), but this time I want to actually know what I'm doing. I know all the basics (TCP/IP, hardware, etc). What should I look at to learn more stuff?

help appreciated.

When I was around 12 or 13 years old I would always change into shorts with no underpants on when my friend came over. I would get a boner then lay on the couch, on my side, with one leg up so he could see my erect tween dong!

    I would watch him to see if he was looking but not directly. I used my peripheral vision to keep tabs on their gazes. My friend would look at it like like every 10 seconds. Whenever he looked at it I got even harder.

    He would spend the night all the time and we'd stay up late. One time we were watching a movie and we were all under the blankets together (it was winter). Naturally I was free balling in shorts again. I positioned myself so that if I got hard it would touch his thigh.

    Then I started thinking the sexiest thoughts that a kid that age could think of. I could feel my bone growing and reaching out towards his leg. Finally the tip made contact with his thigh and he moved it away. I moved ever so slightly. I mean you could hardly tell I had moved at all and it was touching him again. He moved again. I was devastated and had pretty much given up.

    I went back to watching the movie. About 15 minutes later he rolled over so that his body was facing mine. He moved his hands forward underneath the blankets and accidentally touched my cock. Then something amazing happened! And now I can program anything! It's really cool!! But a complete secret... and you know what? Life's never been the same!