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Fun with servers

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-26 22:56

I just managed to get access to my college's server room. Give me fun ideas for how to wreak havoc. Nothing too horrible, but feel free to be creative.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 0:43

change the screen saver

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 6:26

Install the Opera web browser

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 6:57

Forkbomb?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 7:35

Change the shell of random users to /usr/bin/emacs

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-27 15:04

Change passwords of random users.

Name: Arthur 2008-04-27 15:28

Answer me this quick question please:

I'm running winXP
And i have drivers for my hardware the are meant for windows NT

do NT drivers install on xp? (unlike win95, 98, etc drivers)

thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 9:06

>>7
They can run on XP but first you need to delete the contents of your system32 folder as it contains all the drivers that would otherwise cause conflicts with the NT ones.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-28 9:28

>>7
PROTIP:WinXP == WinNT5
Do you mean NT4 or NT3?

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-01 17:14

hax the server's anus

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-02 1:47

change screensavers and desktop to porn, the more fucked up the better

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 2:51

Pull the fire alarm and run away with as much hardware as you can. That's how I do it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 3:31

CP

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 14:55

turn on as much logging as you can.  this can rapidly fill the discs.

change the screen saver.  burning cpu cycles on a stupid 3d bouncing graphic rather than serving stuff is wasteful.

seed torrents from it - eats 'some' bandwidth.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-09 15:25

turn on as much logging as you can.  this can rapidly fill /var

So what.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-10 10:42

Run a program that sucks up CPU and give it the highest process priority possible.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-10 11:16

Run a program that sucks all available CPU cycles, then set its process priority to the highest possible value.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-10 13:16

>>15

Filling /var does nothing, but some MS oss have fucked logging and they can kill themselves.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-10 13:18

Some of the distributed computing projects can be resource hogs, and can have small installs.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-10 15:04

fork.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-15 13:20

1.Cut a hole in the server chassis
2.Insert fleshlight in hole so that entrance to fleshlight is facing you and not inside the server
3.Fuck the server
4.Cum inside the fleshlight
5.Leave the fleshlight in the server and wait for someone to notice.
6.??????
7.Profit!

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-22 6:12

Install Sharepoint. See school descend into poverty paying consultants to maintain it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-23 12:07

>>21

Best suggestion of the lot.

Name: Anonymous 2008-05-26 11:52

>>22
lol so true

Don't change these.
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