Hi, morans who don't use Windows!

Why the fuck are you stupid enough to do it?  For ePenis needs?

But there's a lot of cool things you can't do without Windows, faggots!

Don't like Windows?  What's the matter?  Too BLAZING FAST / ROCK SOLID / DESKTOP READY for you?

Linux?  I liked it better when it was called DOS.

Now that I'm done listing why Linux is better, let me attack your post.

>Why the fuck are you stupid enough to do it?
Why the fuck are you stupid enough to use Winblows?

>For ePenis needs?
For computer newfag needs?

>But there's a lot of cool things you can't do without Windows, faggots!
There's even more cool things that I can't do without it!  And, everything you can do on Winblows, I can do on Linux, and half the time, I can do it better.  Even if it's in an emulator.

>What's the matter?
>>10

>Too blazing fast?
LOL!  It takes ~10 seconds just to boot up, and at least another ~5 to log in.  My Linux box boots and logs in in under 8.  Also, why do you think the worlds most powerful computer runs Linux?  Because it's more efficient, you fucking moran

>Rock solid?
Linux has been documented to be able to leave booted for more than 4 years without a problem.  Windows hasn't been able to endure 14 months.

>Linux?  I liked it better when it was called DOS.
Lol, another idiot who thinks that Linux is a CLI.