Hi, morans who don't use Windows!

Why the fuck are you stupid enough to do it?  For ePenis needs?

But there's a lot of cool things you can't do without Windows, faggots!

Don't like Windows?  What's the matter?  Too BLAZING FAST / ROCK SOLID / DESKTOP READY for you?

Linux?  I liked it better when it was called DOS.

http://whylinuxisbetter.net
Read more, newfag.

Also, in case you are too lazy:

1.) No malware
2.) It is the most stable OS on the planet
3.) It's open source... meaning no backdoors for the NSA
4.) It doesn't cost $300 fucking dollars
5.) Linux Distros come with just about everything the average user will need. Like... say... native .pdf support.
6.) Updates =/= Restart
7.) Package Managers.
8.) Beryl > OSX > Aero
9.) Linux doesn't need to be defragmented.  Ever.
10.) More than just one window manager.
11.) Never slows down due to normal use
12.) Free and unlimited support from the community, and the developers themselves.  Yes, free.
13.) More than one desktop (workspaces)
14.) Bugs get fixed within days, not months
15.) Most scalable OS in existance.  Everything from a wristwatch to the most powerful computer on the planet.
16.) Won't cry if you have more than 1 OS on your computer
17.) LINUX IS THE OS OF THE INTERNETS!!!!