Those damn unneccasary functions!

Does anyone know of a good program to scan for background programs that don't really do anything except slow you the fuck down. Something that atleast gives me a detailed list of what's important and what's not so I can pick and choose.

Thanks guys.

ps (1)

ps (1) ?

'top' is also useful.

Can I get some urls? Googling those is a bit tough.

Ta x

MAN PAGES MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU READ THEM?

>>1,3,5
OKAY YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
GODFUCKIGNDAMN
FIRST OF ALL, YOU DONT FUQIN KNOW WHAT A MAN PAGE IS
SECONDLY, THIS IS /prog/ DO NOT DEMAND USEFUL ANSWERS THE WAY YOU WANT THEM TO BE
THIRDLY PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT PHILOSOPHY AND ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
AND FUQIN LASTLY, FUCK OFF WITH YOUR BULLSHYT
EVERYTHING HAS ALREADY BEEN ANSWERED IN >>2,4,6

>>7
Yes, you certainly sound like an expert programmer.

I am in awe of your poor grammar and spelling.

So what do you suggest? :)

>>8
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it `the smug lisp weenie'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic `suave space toad lisp' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Scheme or Haskell (not Python because of forced indentation of code) and I start to hum the OpenBSD theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as a smelly, smug lisp weenie. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my lisp leg. It ruins the fantasy.

>>9
shutup suave yoshi lisp

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.......\://(.\-':-,.>. ||:/. ):::::::::|  >>10, you called?
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.....\\::/::/

>>11
shutup suave mario riding yoshi lisp

>>12
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the sussman'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'I put on my robe and wizard hat' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Sussman or Abelson and I start to hum the SICP theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless EXPERT PROGRAMMER. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my sussman leg. It ruins the fantasy.