Those damn unneccasary functions!

Does anyone know of a good program to scan for background programs that don't really do anything except slow you the fuck down. Something that atleast gives me a detailed list of what's important and what's not so I can pick and choose.

Thanks guys.

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I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it `the smug lisp weenie'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic `suave space toad lisp' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Scheme or Haskell (not Python because of forced indentation of code) and I start to hum the OpenBSD theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as a smelly, smug lisp weenie. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my lisp leg. It ruins the fantasy.