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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in
the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed
undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
1.0 is an Operating System.

Please enter the command "http: I Thought You Loved Me.html" and try
To download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
Automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0
To default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly
Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus
in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system
resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
Memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.  You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance.  We
recommend :

Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support

You need to update your WildSex 1.5 definition files.  Many wives tend to not update these files after upgrading from Boyfriend to Husband enterprise solutions.  Be sure you update to the latest Lingerie front end for maxmimum interactivity. 

And if you put any LetsHaveABaby lines in your config files or /etc directory, that may point to an incompatibility with your current version of Husband.  You may need to wait for the Maturity or Mid-Life Crisis plug-ins.  

Have you considered open software?  Husband 1.0 is loaded with debilitating DRM that restricts your media to one device.  You should have the right to connect to whichever device you choose - whenever you want to.  Free your media!

Forget all that crap you read about Boyfriend 5.0 not compatible running with Husband 1.0, it's nothing but bullshit. Try downloading Double Penetration Patch v6.9 while running Boyfriend and Husband at the same time, or find another desperate wife, and you can run Swingers Pro and that will make you one satisfied bitch.

Kill this thread with fire, plz!

Stick it in her pooper